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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 91313" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p>Bumper Stickers</p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #0000cc">If you always take time to stop and smell the roses... sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc">If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc">Procrastinators Unite!... Tomorrow </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc">Dyslexics Untie! </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc">(On the back of a VW beetle...) When I grow up, I want to be a Porsche! </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc">Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left. </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc">43% of all statistics are useless. </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc">I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc">I'm in shape... round's a shape isn't it? </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc">Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put It In Reverse? </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc">If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc">Why do they call apartments "apartments" when they are built together? </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000cc">If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight? </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 91313, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] Bumper Stickers [COLOR=#0000cc]If you always take time to stop and smell the roses... sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. Procrastinators Unite!... Tomorrow Dyslexics Untie! (On the back of a VW beetle...) When I grow up, I want to be a Porsche! Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left. 43% of all statistics are useless. I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? I'm in shape... round's a shape isn't it? Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put It In Reverse? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Why do they call apartments "apartments" when they are built together? If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight? [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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