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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 91321" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Political Correctness For Kids</strong></p><p></p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage-restrictive". <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps". <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome". <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">No one's tall anymore. They're "vertically enhanced". <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective". <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal". <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It's not called gossip anymore. It's "transmission of near-factual information". <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged". <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience" <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You're not sleeping in class; you're "rationing consciousness" <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You don't have smelly gym socks; you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear". <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations". <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building". </span></span></li> </ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 91321, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [CENTER][B]Political Correctness For Kids[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][LIST] [*]Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage-restrictive". [*]Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps". [*]You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome". [*]No one's tall anymore. They're "vertically enhanced". [*]You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective". [*]You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal". [*]It's not called gossip anymore. It's "transmission of near-factual information". [*]The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged". [*]Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience" [*]You're not sleeping in class; you're "rationing consciousness" [*]You don't have smelly gym socks; you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear". [*]You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations". [*]You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building". [/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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