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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 91393" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong>You're Not Old Unless You Can Remember...</strong></p><p></p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Being sent to the drugstore to test vacuum tubes for the TV. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When Kool-Aid was the only drink for kids, other than milk and sodas. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When there were two types of sneakers for girls and boys (Keds & PF Flyers), and the only time you wore them at school, was for "gym." <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When it took five minutes for the TV to warm up. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When nobody owned a purebred dog. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When a quarter was a decent allowance, and another quarter a huge bonus. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When girls neither dated nor kissed until late high school, if then. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When your mom wore nylons that came in two pieces. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When all of your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done, everyday. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking,..... for free, every time and you didn't pay for air. And you got trading stamps to boot! <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him, or use him to carry groceries, and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed...and did! <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When women were called, "Mrs. John Smith," instead of their own name. </span></span></li> </ul></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 91393, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [CENTER][B]You're Not Old Unless You Can Remember...[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][LIST] [*]Being sent to the drugstore to test vacuum tubes for the TV. [*]When Kool-Aid was the only drink for kids, other than milk and sodas. [*]When there were two types of sneakers for girls and boys (Keds & PF Flyers), and the only time you wore them at school, was for "gym." [*]When it took five minutes for the TV to warm up. [*]When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there. [*]When nobody owned a purebred dog. [*]When a quarter was a decent allowance, and another quarter a huge bonus. [*]When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny. [*]When girls neither dated nor kissed until late high school, if then. [*]When your mom wore nylons that came in two pieces. [*]When all of your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done, everyday. [*]When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking,..... for free, every time and you didn't pay for air. And you got trading stamps to boot! [*]When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box. [*]When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him, or use him to carry groceries, and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it. [*]When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents. [*]When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed...and did! [*]When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home. [*]When women were called, "Mrs. John Smith," instead of their own name. [/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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