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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 91505" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>A Poem for Moms and Dads</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Now I lay me down to sleep,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I pray my sanity to keep.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">For if some peace I do not find,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I pray I find a little quiet</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Far from the daily family riot.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">May I lie back--not have to think</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">about what they're stuffing down the sink,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">or who they're with, or where they're at</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and what they're doing to the cat.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I pray for time all to myself</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">(did something just fall off a shelf?)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">To cuddle in my nice, soft bed</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">(Oh no, another goldfish--dead!)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Some silent moments for goodness sake</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">(Did I just hear a window break?)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">And that I need not cook or clean--</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">(well heck, I've got the right to dream)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Yes now I lay me down to sleep,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I pray my wits about me keep,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">But as I look around I know--</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I must have lost them long ago!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 91505, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [B]A Poem for Moms and Dads[/B] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Now I lay me down to sleep,[/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I pray my sanity to keep.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]For if some peace I do not find,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I pray I find a little quiet[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Far from the daily family riot.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]May I lie back--not have to think[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]about what they're stuffing down the sink,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]or who they're with, or where they're at[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]and what they're doing to the cat.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I pray for time all to myself[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS](did something just fall off a shelf?)[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]To cuddle in my nice, soft bed[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS](Oh no, another goldfish--dead!)[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Some silent moments for goodness sake[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS](Did I just hear a window break?)[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]And that I need not cook or clean--[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS](well heck, I've got the right to dream)[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Yes now I lay me down to sleep,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I pray my wits about me keep,[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]But as I look around I know--[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I must have lost them long ago![/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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