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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="lostintransit" data-source="post: 92395" data-attributes="member: 1137"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p>Secret Burden: Bless me Father Gene. It's been a long, long time since my last confession, but I gotta tell someone.</p><p></p><p>I'd read about this popular online adult "swinger" site and my curiousity go the best of me. I my zip code into the search function because I was dying to see what kind of women actually belonged to such a site.</p><p></p><p>As I scrolled down, I came across this nude headless torso. I went onto the profile and then I went back to the photo and saw something familiar in the background. It suddenly clicked -- it was one of my wife's good friends "K". I'd always got the vibe that she wasn't very happy with her husband "B" who has kind of a nasty side.</p><p></p><p>I was so excited to have such a lascivious secret and then it dawned on me -- I couldn't tell a soul on earth:</p><p></p><p>-- I couldn't tell my wife since she would have taken the mere fact that I looked at such a site as utter betrayal. Moreover she would be angry for not gouging out my eyes for having looked at the photo of her nude friend.</p><p></p><p>-- I couldn't tell any other women that I know since they would condemn me for being a total perv that lurks about swinger sites.</p><p></p><p>-- I couldn't tell half of my guy friends since they would have lectured me about the slippery slope away from the straight and narrow that keeps a marriage strong.</p><p></p><p>-- I couldn't tell the other half of the guy friends since they would horn-dog in one her. Then if "B" found out what happened, I'd be responsible for the homicide of a good friend.</p><p></p><p>-- I definitely couldn't talk about it with "K" I know that I'm flirting with eternal damnation, but I can't help lusting in my heart when I mentally place her face on the nude torso.</p><p></p><p>My real concern, however, is that during the brief time that I was on the site that the NSA "hoovered up" my personal data and now I'm on some sort of secret national pervert look-out list. I'll never be able to get on an airplane again.</p><p></p><p>For the sin of having peeked, I am heartily sorry. Father Gene, what should I do for my penance?</p><p></p><p>Gene Weingarten: I believe you are paying your penance right now. You are alone with yourself, and this information. You are the poor slob who hits a hole in one when playing solo. As it were.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="lostintransit, post: 92395, member: 1137"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] Secret Burden: Bless me Father Gene. It's been a long, long time since my last confession, but I gotta tell someone. I'd read about this popular online adult "swinger" site and my curiousity go the best of me. I my zip code into the search function because I was dying to see what kind of women actually belonged to such a site. As I scrolled down, I came across this nude headless torso. I went onto the profile and then I went back to the photo and saw something familiar in the background. It suddenly clicked -- it was one of my wife's good friends "K". I'd always got the vibe that she wasn't very happy with her husband "B" who has kind of a nasty side. I was so excited to have such a lascivious secret and then it dawned on me -- I couldn't tell a soul on earth: -- I couldn't tell my wife since she would have taken the mere fact that I looked at such a site as utter betrayal. Moreover she would be angry for not gouging out my eyes for having looked at the photo of her nude friend. -- I couldn't tell any other women that I know since they would condemn me for being a total perv that lurks about swinger sites. -- I couldn't tell half of my guy friends since they would have lectured me about the slippery slope away from the straight and narrow that keeps a marriage strong. -- I couldn't tell the other half of the guy friends since they would horn-dog in one her. Then if "B" found out what happened, I'd be responsible for the homicide of a good friend. -- I definitely couldn't talk about it with "K" I know that I'm flirting with eternal damnation, but I can't help lusting in my heart when I mentally place her face on the nude torso. My real concern, however, is that during the brief time that I was on the site that the NSA "hoovered up" my personal data and now I'm on some sort of secret national pervert look-out list. I'll never be able to get on an airplane again. For the sin of having peeked, I am heartily sorry. Father Gene, what should I do for my penance? Gene Weingarten: I believe you are paying your penance right now. You are alone with yourself, and this information. You are the poor slob who hits a hole in one when playing solo. As it were. [/QUOTE]
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