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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 93155" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Good Quotes Part Deux</strong></p><p></p><p>Redneck Motto: Drink until she's beautiful, but if that doesn't work, put a flag over her head and do it for your country.</p><p> </p><p>A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."</p><p> </p><p>"Congratulations to Taylor Hicks; he won the other night. Taylor is the fifth winner of "American Idol." He now joins those immortal past winners: what's-her-name, that girl, that other blonde girl, and the chubby guy." --Jay Leno</p><p> </p><p>"At the end of 'American Idol,' Ryan Seacrest announced that more than 63 million votes were cast, which is more than any president in U.S. history has ever received. In a related story, this morning Hillary Clinton bought a karaoke machine." --Conan O'Brien</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 93155, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Good Quotes Part Deux[/b] Redneck Motto: Drink until she's beautiful, but if that doesn't work, put a flag over her head and do it for your country. A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." "Congratulations to Taylor Hicks; he won the other night. Taylor is the fifth winner of "American Idol." He now joins those immortal past winners: what's-her-name, that girl, that other blonde girl, and the chubby guy." --Jay Leno "At the end of 'American Idol,' Ryan Seacrest announced that more than 63 million votes were cast, which is more than any president in U.S. history has ever received. In a related story, this morning Hillary Clinton bought a karaoke machine." --Conan O'Brien [/QUOTE]
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