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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 93216" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A: "The officer who responded to the scene." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. </strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Do you trust your fellow officers?" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A: "Yes, sir. With my life." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A: "Yes sir, we do!" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A: "Yes sir, I do." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A: "Yes sir." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 93216, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B] Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]Do you trust your fellow officers?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]A: "Yes, sir. With my life." [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]A: "Yes sir, we do!" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]A: "Yes sir, I do." [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]A: "Yes sir." [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room." [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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