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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 94326" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p>Wedding...... </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember three things.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">First, the aisle, because that is what she'll be walking down. Second, the altar, because that is where she will arrive. Finally, remember hymn because that is the song we will sing during the service.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating the words: aisle, altar, hymn... aisle, altar, hymn. The congregation thought she was saying "I'll alter him." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 94326, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] Wedding...... [FONT=Times New Roman]The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember three things.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]First, the aisle, because that is what she'll be walking down. Second, the altar, because that is where she will arrive. Finally, remember hymn because that is the song we will sing during the service.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating the words: aisle, altar, hymn... aisle, altar, hymn. The congregation thought she was saying "I'll alter him." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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