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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 94586" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Life As An American....</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">We demand speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues but mumble through half the words in the "Star Spangled Banner."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">We'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">We whip any enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">We run from morning to night trying to keep our "earning power" up with our "yearning power."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">We get upset we're spending over a billion dollars for education, but spend five billion dollars a year for cigarettes.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">We're supposed to be the most civilized nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 94586, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Life As An American....[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]We demand speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues but mumble through half the words in the "Star Spangled Banner."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]We'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]We whip any enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]We run from morning to night trying to keep our "earning power" up with our "yearning power."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]We get upset we're spending over a billion dollars for education, but spend five billion dollars a year for cigarettes.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]We're supposed to be the most civilized nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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