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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 95598" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p>San Diego, California...</p><p></p><p>A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.</p><p></p><p>"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.</p><p></p><p>"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.</p><p></p><p>"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat."He's a smart ass when he's drunk."</p><p></p><p>This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned,"I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."</p><p></p><p>At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?" <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 95598, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] San Diego, California... A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat."He's a smart ass when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned,"I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?" [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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