Hi, I'm a new Driver Helper

Discussion in 'Introductions and Welcomes' started by heheheh, Jun 27, 2016.

  1. heheheh

    heheheh New Member

    Got hired recently for the seasonal position of Driver Helper. I am told that there is a possibly of becoming a permanent employee at the end of the season and that I would also be able to apply as a F/T courier at the end.

    Minimum wage but money is money... right? No guaranteed hours, 3-5 a day with some days none apparently. I guess we'll see how it goes.

    Attending orientation soon. Found it weird that I didn't need a formal interview for the position, only had to answer yes/no to a bunch of questions. I suppose you don't exactly need much for the role.

    Well, hi.
     
  2. NonDeliverOtherMissed

    NonDeliverOtherMissed Active Member

    Hired as driver helper in July? Why do I not believe this?
     
  3. heheheh

    heheheh New Member

    Yes. Technically June.

    Don't you think if I was lying, I'd pick a better job to lie about? :glare:
     
  4. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    It's June.

    TTKU
     
  5. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

    He wont start until july
     
  6. Rainman

    Rainman Its all good.

    Maybe a tourist area that blow up during summer months.
     
  7. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    I dunno....they asked us to go out as helpers today.
     
  8. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Depends on what area of the country.
     
  9. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Was the uniform to tight?
     
  10. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    a) If you wanna try and insult me... You really should learn how to spell. It's "too".

    b) they never made us go out as helpers after preload in uniform. Street clothes only.
     
  11. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    I seriously was debating on which "to" to use, but then I said who cares, they'll get the joke anyway...
     
  12. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    If it was a joke....shouldn't I be laughing?
    I really don't find that funny.
     
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  14. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Lighten up...btw you stopped laughing a year ago.
     
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  15. heheheh

    heheheh New Member

    They said the wage rises to $23 as a Driver Helper / Walker if I get kept on permanent.

    I guess thats not bad for having so much free time.
     
  16. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Nope...I still laugh my ass off all the time. Just not at jokes made at MY expense calling me fat. On what planet is it okay to say that to a woman?
     
  17. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Most people think you're a dude anyway...
    Did I say fat?
     
  18. heheheh

    heheheh New Member

    They're giving me trousers and not shorts.

    :sad:
     
  19. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I thought you meant preg?
     
  20. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    I only "implied" you're fat....oh well, that makes it okay then.

    See, NO it's not okay. And it's really not funny. Why don't you just leave me alone?