MrFedEx
Engorged Member
Do you ever get tired of being "rewarded" for your hard work with cheap food items like pizza and hot dogs? Whenever we reach some sort of milestone or hit a targeted goal, out come the crappy Costco-sourced burgers and dogs for a "spirited" station BBQ that nobody could give a fart about. Wowee!! We bust our humps and all we get for our efforts is an effing hot dog or doughnuts or some other meaningless "treat" that costs FedEx next to nothing.
How about skipping this crap altogether? Or of they're going to do it, at least bring-in some quality food instead of the school cafeteria grade garbage they provide now. Sometimes I feel like a second-grader dealing with these people, and now I realize that's how they view us! As little kids who get "motivated" by these shenaniganans. Do you know what motivates me? Money and opportunity, that's what. And where am I going to find either at this cheap-ass company? Nowhere.
Pretty soon we'll have to start paying for these BBQ's too, just like the pot-luck Christmas Parties and the like. And for you haters out there, this is the way FedEx did it before the current economic crisis. So they've always been cheap SOB's.
How about skipping this crap altogether? Or of they're going to do it, at least bring-in some quality food instead of the school cafeteria grade garbage they provide now. Sometimes I feel like a second-grader dealing with these people, and now I realize that's how they view us! As little kids who get "motivated" by these shenaniganans. Do you know what motivates me? Money and opportunity, that's what. And where am I going to find either at this cheap-ass company? Nowhere.
Pretty soon we'll have to start paying for these BBQ's too, just like the pot-luck Christmas Parties and the like. And for you haters out there, this is the way FedEx did it before the current economic crisis. So they've always been cheap SOB's.
