How come? Department

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Big Babooba, Jan 30, 2011.

  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    This thread is for all those questions that you may have that will never be honestly answered in a million years. So here's my question:

    How come I have a million, quadrillion bajillion Tupperware containers and lids, yet I only have one container that I can match a lid up to? For example - the lid for the container to store your toenail clippings for the third odd numbered Saturday of an odd numbered month will not fit the container for the third even numbered Saturday of an odd numbered month? How Come?????
    :confused:
     
  2. brownman15

    brownman15 New Member

    your not paid to think so stop asking stupid questions lol
     
  3. curiousbrain

    curiousbrain Well-Known Member

    Why is it that women always claim to want a sense of humor, but then run off with an idiot on a motorcycle?
    What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
    Does God really exist?
    Does Satan really exist?
    What is the point of life - it seems that the point of life is defined only by the structure of the society within which one lives. So, accepting that fact, is there any fundamental truth to life or is the only truth to life that which is self decided?
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    I hated bananas when I was younger, now I can't eat enough of them; why is that?
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    Someone in the world has it so bad that they can't say "Someone else out there has it worse"; I wonder, do they know it? And if they did, how depressed are they?
    I think I've said all I need to say; or have I?

    Does any of that make sense?

    Hey, you asked the question.
     
  4. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    42
     
  5. curiousbrain

    curiousbrain Well-Known Member

    The meaning of life. As arbitrary as any other answer.

    Touche, sir.
     
  6. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    The answer to life, the universe, and everything. ( according to Douglas Adams)
     
  7. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Did you know that Barbra Streisand takes a small waste can to her pedicure appointments to bring home her nail clippings???? What, does she think someone wants to clone her? So full of herself!!!
     
  8. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    How come I have a million, quadrillion bajillion Tupperware containers and lids, yet I only have one container that I can match a lid up to? For example - the lid for the container to store your toenail clippings for the third odd numbered Saturday of an odd numbered month will not fit the container for the third even numbered Saturday of an odd numbered month? How Come????? :confused:

    Open the cabinet. Match a bottom with a top. Anything left over, just pitch in the garbage. If you need more containers with lids buy the disposable kind at the grocery store. They really can be put in the top rack of the dish washer and can be used over & over.
     
  9. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    How come Klein can stick his nose in every thread on this site with his non stop posts, especially the ones he has no business going into, at free will but when his posts push others buttons to the point that they fire back then they are the ones given warnings?
     
  10. curiousbrain

    curiousbrain Well-Known Member

    The point of an internet forum is to foster discussion; except, if no one really wants to hear any opinion but their own, is there any point in a forum; why should anyone bother to post anything?
     
  11. Jones

    Jones fILE A GRIEVE! Staff Member

    The same reason you or anybody else can.
    Who decides that? You?
    No one can push your buttons unless you let them. Having said that, if you see a post that you think crosses the line then hit the report button and let the mods handle it.
     
  12. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    How come my cat always waits for me to clean the litter box before deciding he needs to use it?
     
  13. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    We need to talk.

    Why is that a scary statement?
     
  14. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    You are not alone in this. My 3 do the same. :knockedout:
     
  15. jason67rs

    jason67rs New Member

    Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
    Why are they called apartments when there so close together?
     
  16. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Well, it seems as though you have taken it upon yourself to be mod extraordinaire. I am, and I believe there are many others that are, tired of Klein's constant insinuation into everything U.S. He does nothing but bad-mouth the U.S. and our laws yet he thinks nothing of spending as much time as he can in the States. He inserts smilies like :stupid: and therefore gets responses thrown back at him in regards to his dismissal from UPS. He has done nothing to correct his nature and you are doing nothing but egging him on by making comments about how abused he is. Talk about posting integrity, start with yourself.
     
    Last edited: Jan 30, 2011
  17. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    good luck with that one. Klein has more rights here then you do.
     
  18. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    lol, I thought It was me....:)
     
  19. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    that raises the question actually what is a klein ?
    One poster or a collection of posters using the same name.
     
  20. Dragon

    Dragon Package Center Manager

    How come when I put 3 pairs of socks in the laundry, only get back 2 1/2 prs and the other sock shows up 3 days later, in the laundry of all places!!