how do you all deal with customers trying to get up into the cab.

[jds4lunch]

I have found that a swift kick in the groin is a good deterent.

I use the same method as I use on dogs. I nice healthy swing of the DIAD usually does the trick. Man I love DIAD III.

 

[browniehound]

I give em an extra set of browns, hand em the keys and and say, "Let's go make some money!".

I actually heard a story of a driver dressing his chick in browns and having him run for him! Can you believe the B's on this guy?
I'm just asking, if you need to hire your girl, why not just quit????

Or is it like "honey, if you help me deliver 40 stops I'll be home an hour earlier" ? anyway, I just can't believe it!

 

[Big Babooba]

This is guaranteed to keep people out of your truck 99% of the time. Eat lots of beans, cabbage and broccoli. Pickled eggs and kielbasa also help.This has no effect on pig farmers and sewage treatment plant workers though. It only makes them feel all warm inside.