How do you know if you are a Package Car Driver?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by What'dyabringmetoday???, Dec 13, 2011.

  1. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    I think I am because I wear a brown uniform and drive a truck around that the company calls a "package car" I am just not sure if that is what I am.
     
  2. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Did you check clear?
     
  3. SpoolEmUp

    SpoolEmUp New Member

    When you wake up, is the first word out of your mouth a 4 letter one?If so, you're a pc driver alright.
     
  4. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    if your body is wracked with pain, if you dream about stupid OJS msgs, like folding in your mirror at every stop, and how to be safe, and how its a choice. If you need to eat tums on the way to work, If you need a tow truck to get to your front door, when you get home, if your knees and ankles, and hips suddenly dont work correctly after you have sat for 10 minutes, If you walk up to a friends house and yell UPS at the front door, or toot when you pull up, you are a ups driver.
    I f you extend your handshake and instead say sign here, if you do your errands according to loop, and dont like to turn left, you are a UPS driver.
     
  5. TearsInRain

    TearsInRain part-time bossman

    i cannot stand being told to send those messages out to the drivers

    that kind of bull:censored2::censored2::censored2::censored2: should be done before leaving the barn (if at all)

    my personal favorite is the 'sauve qui peut' OJS message: "all drivers return to building immediately and sheet all remaining packages as missed (or emergency conditions)"
     
  6. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    If you've been fired and all your friends have been fired and you still work here.
    If you know that the best bottle to pee in is a Gatorade bottle.
    If you know the terminology (code words) like drop your load( sick) dump your load (his a curb or bump).
     
  7. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    If you have a nice home, money in the bank, kids with college educations and weekends off you might be a PCD.
     
  8. paidover95

    paidover95 Member

    If you come from work and the kids are in bed ,and there is a cold supper on the counter.Its a good indication!
     
  9. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    THats when you know its time for a new wife !!!
     
  10. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    You know when your a pkg car driver 1 when you yelll beep beep when backing up the lawn tractor!!
    2 you prime and paint in order to recoat a dry wall in 1/2 hour
    3 you shovel drive way every half hour to reduce the weight of snow
    4 you speed walk 100 yards away from family at Disney so you can see it all in 1 hour
    5 yelll at wife that she didn't clear the intersection
    6 you get nervous in car with anybody except your UPS buddies
    7 tell your wife while your asleep you cant talk you got stops left
    8 You wear brown pants while working on yard or house on weekends
    9 you get nervous standing still
    10 you tell daughters boyfriend she better make it home by 9.5 untouched or he will be terminated !!!
     
  11. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    Your are a package car driver when women hit on you all day. Young ladies and middle age women those married and single love to see you. Now keep in mind, I believe this happens to many men at UPS not just me.

    After a grueling day of this madness, I come home to a beautiful wife.
     
  12. hubrat

    hubrat Squeaky Wheel

    Uncle. I will never, ever, report an injury again. If my head is hanging from my shoulders by a thread I will just do my best til it falls off. That's rat with a capital L.
     
  13. rod

    rod retired and happy



    Thats why God invented micro-waves
     
  14. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    +1, thank Krampus for microwaves!
     
  15. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    You know you are a package car driver if

    1) you shoot non drivers dirty looks if they start backing up without tooting the horn twice.

    2) even on off time, when in presence of other delivery drivers , you watch their technique and evaluate.

    3) you always hold the door open for any worker using a hand truck cos you know how much it helps.
     
  16. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Could your kids recite the 5 Seeing Habits when they were learning to drive?

    You might be a UPS Package Driver!
     
  17. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    Half of your body is really tan in the summer.
     
  18. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    You know you are a package car driver when every drawer in your house has a collection of brown UPS pens and used-up pads of delivery notices inside.
     
  19. faded jeans

    faded jeans just a member

    #8 is a dead giveaway. LOL
     
  20. faded jeans

    faded jeans just a member

    If someone walks toward you with a pkg. you instinctively say: " I don' get that!"