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How far in the hierarchy does the incompetence spread?
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<blockquote data-quote="pickup" data-source="post: 452449"><p>hey bigfatrat: I've got a crazy idea, but it just might work. Call ups again and tell them that the package you are waiting for contains a flux capacitor for your delorean dmc-12 and that you need it to generate 1.21 gigawatts of power in order to get back to the future. Also, tell them that any continued delay of delivery of said package will only increase the probability of your continued presence disrupting the space-TIME continuum . Emphasize that such a disruption might result in whatever productivity/Time goals that they might have achieved this peak season being erased. This might cause ups to get the trailer to a bay door and get it unloaded. They might even de-ice the roads for you to ensure that you achieve the essential 88 miles per hour your delorean needs to exit our time. This will accomplish three things: preservation of the spacetime continuum and their time goals and the elimination of an irritant such as yourself.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pickup, post: 452449"] hey bigfatrat: I've got a crazy idea, but it just might work. Call ups again and tell them that the package you are waiting for contains a flux capacitor for your delorean dmc-12 and that you need it to generate 1.21 gigawatts of power in order to get back to the future. Also, tell them that any continued delay of delivery of said package will only increase the probability of your continued presence disrupting the space-TIME continuum . Emphasize that such a disruption might result in whatever productivity/Time goals that they might have achieved this peak season being erased. This might cause ups to get the trailer to a bay door and get it unloaded. They might even de-ice the roads for you to ensure that you achieve the essential 88 miles per hour your delorean needs to exit our time. This will accomplish three things: preservation of the spacetime continuum and their time goals and the elimination of an irritant such as yourself. [/QUOTE]
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