How Fast Is A Penguin?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by bottomups, Dec 10, 2014.

  1. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Had a couple of injuries in my center yesterday from falls on ice.
    Received the following Diad messages this morning.
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    How can I walk like a penguin and still keep a brisk pace?
     
  2. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of my own destiny

    That's already my pace. And, why they gave me a helper finally.
     
  3. Tired of the Bee S

    Tired of the Bee S New Member

    Sooo they want you to waddle?
     
  4. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I prefer to walk like an Egyptian.
     
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  5. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

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    Walk Like a Penguin - FAIL LOL
     
  6. rod

    rod retired and happy

     
  7. UPSJedi2112

    UPSJedi2112 I blast Rush in my truck.

    I have a great pic of our safety committee guy in a penguin suit from a PCM last winter. Don't wanna post the dude's face, though.
     
  8. GillEagan

    GillEagan I always look 10 years younger than I am.

    I'd rather walk like a Linux system.
     
  9. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  10. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    Take short steps and don't land on your heels.
     
  11. GillEagan

    GillEagan I always look 10 years younger than I am.

    I once had to walk on some ice. It was at my brother's place in Flagstaff. The snow melted and refroze into a thick and uneven slab of ice. I just walked carefully on it. The cowboy boots I was wearing were also slip resistant and helped with traction.
     
  12. MeltedSnowman

    MeltedSnowman Member

    Duck walk would have been a better analogy.
     
  13. You've Got Mail

    You've Got Mail Active Member

    Sounds like Paul needs to lay off the sauce.
     
  14. rod

    rod retired and happy



    I see you've lived an exciting and dangerous life!!!
     
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  15. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Walk on ice...or get stung by a scorpion? Hmm....I just can't decide.
     
  16. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    He forgot to look left, right...left.
     
  17. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I like his head shake recovery !!
     
  18. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Oops, wrong penguin !!

     
  19. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    Ah..The ol' "brisk" pace catch line...honestly what the hell does this mean??
     
  20. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    Thanks for the advice "paul"....