How UPS changed me.

[Cementups]

I've mastered the art of using public bathrooms without touching anything not attached to my body.

Don't pee on your hands and you don't have to wash them.

 

[satellitedriver]

How has UPS changed me?
Not one bit.
I knew ,by the age of 12, that I was going to have to work hard to gain anything in this life
I was 33yrs old ,when I hired in 86', and, I learned in my 1st week what UPS expected of me.
Granted, I had to adapt to the changing expectations/procedures that morphed thru the past decades, at UPS, but that adaptation only changed how I worked.
It did not change me.
What has changed me is the love, friendship and support of my wife thru the decades.
Sadly, she still has her work cut out for her to turn this chunk of coal into a diamond.

 

[Returntosender]

In my short time UPS taught me the game of mindf&%king at UPS has no boundaries. It's survival of the mindf%&kers.

 

[cachsux]

Because of UPS I met my future wife on my first day of package car. Because of UPS I also destroyed a shoulder.
Terrible pain and agony for years. Oh, yea, my shoulder hurt too!

 

[Dynomite]

This job has made me dread almost every holiday. ex: "ahhh christmas is coming up...." or "God Valentines day sucks its a stupid made up holiday anyway."

 

[menotyou]

Did I mention the 14 drywall screws on my neck? The crackhead bone parts? The piano hinges? The jaded attitude?

 

[anonymous6]

Adaptation is the key to survival.

i learned that Charles Darwin was mostly right.

"survival of the fittest" evolve or die.