Hypnosis At UPS

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Bubblehead, Oct 11, 2012.

  1. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    Am I only one who sees what's going on here?
    There has been an amazing increase in the use of hypnosis and subliminal suggestion on the hourly ranks.
    What type of brainwashing lengths do you see the company go to in order to further the company's agenda.
    Does anybody else see this, or are you in trance?:hypnosis:
     
  2. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Apparently I'm I'm a trance please explain though.
     
  3. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I just go in, deliver and go home.
     
  4. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    Dude are you drinking?
     
  5. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    I've had 2 Hi-C juice boxes.
     
  6. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    @@@
     
  7. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    Ok, I'll start.
    How many times have you read on this site "I hate send agains"?
    Why would a driver care?
    We don't decide the criteria that makes a package NI, NR, sig req.
    Do we actually think that it will make the next day easier?
    That somehow our stop count will be lower tomorrow?
    :hypnosis:You will eliminate send agains
     
  8. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    Spoken in Punjabi accent:
    Good Morning much.This PCM will be the very special PCM.
    Today,I will give you each a secret mantra.
    This mantra will be special to you.
    Define your job in one word.
    Simply insert it into the beginning of this sentence.
    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is what it is.
    Say it now.
    At the end of the day,moving forward.
    Thank you every much.
     
  9. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    Don't get me started on the hoops some of my co-workers jump through as a result of the daily report (we call it the racing form).:hypnosis:
     
  10. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    I'm with ya, we aren't all susceptible.
    Are Canadians immune?
    None of your co-workers have fallen victim?

    P.S. I am going directly to Google to search "Punjabi".
     
  11. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    Bubble, you may very well see what we have now in the near future.
    It's called ADL.Alternate delivery Location.
    All sig req pkgs are to be ADL'd to the ups store.
    One attempt.COD's overweights,and
    gov issued Id alerts exempted.
    Any driver with more than 2 send agains must call the center.
     
  12. rod

    rod retired and happy

  13. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    Ok, but you may have missed the point.
    I don't care.
    They make the rules.
    They hate send agains, not me.
    Yet some of my co-workers think they hate send agains?
    Why???:hypnosis:
     
  14. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    I'm going to sleep now.
    I have to get up in three hours and pee.
     
  15. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    It's at times like this that you probably miss tieguy.
     
  16. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    He was here earlier today under his latest alias, Brown Reggin.
     
  17. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I pee three times a night. We must be brothers from another mother.
     
  18. Loufan

    Loufan New Member

    lol what
     
  19. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I miss him. He was management and he brought another side to this forum that it does truly miss. Was he crazy? Yea a little but I only know of a few people I've come in contact with who weren't and they really were. I wish you we everybody could put the past behind us and welcome him back. This place would be different f***ed up bit a whole lot more interesting. I put tie on the level of soberups. I'd rather have him here than not have him here. They are why I joined this place in the first place.


    If you like me on here or value me this post is truly from the bottom of my heart. God bless us all
     
  20. Nimnim

    Nimnim The Nim

    I don't like the idea of send agains, I'm not in PC, but to me, I'm employed to provide a service. For me it's make sure package a makes it to trailer b before trailer b is supposed to leave. If that doesn't happen I've potentially upset a customer. Things aren't always working though, and I accept it. Do I like knowing that a customer may be expecting a package on Tuesday, but because of things they won't receive it until Wednesday? No, I know it happens but I'm not fond of it happening.

    Perhaps this is the same kind of mentality some PC drivers have, I don't know, but it's a possibility.