I don't see too many ugly drivers....

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Hastey23, Jun 27, 2014.

  1. Hastey23

    Hastey23 New Member

    I am in no way trying to be rude but I don't see many ugly drivers in my center and we have around 300 in my hub. I've talked to a lot of people on twilight shift in my center and on many occasions the ones that aren't the best looking say they've been waiting longer than most people and all that but they don't know why and I feel like they tend to keep the below average looks inside the building but I'm just sayin... Any input on this? I'm just curious


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  2. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    That's a great joke. Keep em comin'
     
  3. Hastey23

    Hastey23 New Member

    I'm being serious though, that and a lot of overweight people seem to not get chosen to go driving but hey I'm just saying


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  4. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Maybe cause and effect? Fat people don't make it as a package driver or if they do they lose weight? Feeders though .......
     
  5. AirOnTrace

    AirOnTrace Allergic to cardboard.

    Fat people don't last long at my center. Just the nature of the job.
     
  6. My moms says im not ugly! Does that count?
     
  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    For a quarter BB58 will tell you you're the best ever.
     
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  8. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Us beautiful people stick together, that's why!
     
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  9. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    people bid the job
     
  10. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Your hypothesis on going driving based on looks is completely incorrect.


    It's all done by penis length.
     
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  11. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    That would explain a lot of the "manly" women.
     
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  12. Atlantic Canadian Walker

    Atlantic Canadian Walker Atlantic Canadian Walker

    I love being an unmanly woman! The walk of shame is turned onto the other side of the table. What can I do for you mam?
     


  13. Didn't think about it until now but maybe just maybe this guy might have a slight point . Drivers are the "face" of UPS. Then again I don't check out the drivers at my hub while they're speed walking past me to go home . Don't roll like that.


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  14. It this why I got this job? I thought it was my personality & seniority.
     
  15. Johney

    Johney Raise your hand if you think Upstate is a D-Bag

    I may be fat, but you're ugly and at least I can diet.
     
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  16. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    I kinda look like the girl in dr.browns avatar.

    that's why I got hired and promoted.ha ha ha.

    thanks for the laugh
     
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  17. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Apparently the OP never visited my old center. We were all a bunch of ugly grizzled mutts. Even the ones who thought of themselves as God's gift to women.
     
  18. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    I'm fat and I'm ugly....but I'm amazingly well hung which explains why I have made it as a driver for 27 years. I always wondered what the secret was.
     
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  19. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    I don't have one but I get hit on all day long.
     
  20. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
     
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