I had a Dream...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Tapas, Sep 26, 2014.

  1. Waste Manager

    Waste Manager New Member

    Heard some commotion going outside the bldg...many,many voices...the rumblings of many trucks..
    Went outside to investigate...

    A sea of Brown shiny-ness!...

    A hundred(s) smiling,eager new employees..all dressed and pressed...all willing to work hard..and help out...

    Behind them...4 semi flatbeds....loaded with new trucks..stacked 4 high..8 to a trailer bed..

    It was...an incredible site to behold..and I thought...we actually have a hope in hell now for Peak..

    And then...reality..

    I woke up.

    Sigh.
     
  2. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    We any of the new employees, hot females?
     
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  3. upschuck

    upschuck Avatar bet gone wrong

    In my dream, they'd all be.
     
  4. Waste Manager

    Waste Manager New Member

    Not sure if they would be classified as ''hot''..but all were smiling..both men and women..and HAPPY TO HELP US ...that's what I remember..it was in color..the glint off the trucks..truly it was glorious..but it was just a dream..
     
  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    All drivers delivered wearing only one sock.
     
  6. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    That's a no!
     
  7. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    In there mouthes