I Hearby Grant You All The Day Off With Full Pay With All The Cake You Can Eat!

[Big Babooba]

Happy Founders Day! I wonder what our four founders would think of their baby if they were still alive today. Would they be pleased? Amazed? Dumbfounded? Shocked? What say you?

 

[brownIEman]

Happy Founders day all!!!


as for the founders, were they alive today, they would be very, very,


veryveryvery,



wealthy.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Happy Founders day all!!!


Ass for the founders, were they alive today, they would be very, very,


very, very, very,


quite impressed with all of the technological advances but equally embarassed as to how far the company has strayed from it's original mission statement.

 

[Stran]

WHAT CAKE???? No spending allowed for this Founders Day in my area!!! Some years of service awards will be handed out that's it!!!!!

 

[over9five]

Happy Founders day all!!!


Ass for the founders, were they alive today, they would be very, very,


very, very, very,

blind, due to the dollar signs that would replace their eyeballs.

 

[over9five]

I always miss the great Founders Day events. I've always been on vacation that day!

 

[upsgrunt]

Happy Founders day all!!!


Ass for the founders, were they alive today, they would be very, very,


very, very, very,


quite impressed with all of the technological advances but equally embarassed as to how far the company has strayed from it's original mission statement.

And the most we ever get is cake; doesn't seem fair.

 

[brownmonster]

They didn't tell us to start early so I hope whatever they do doesn't cut too much into my NDA delivery window.

 

[hangin455]

Not sure about the other 3 but Jim Casey's rolling over in his grave about his now publicly traded company.

 

[Brown_Eyed_Girl]

I heard when everyone goes into work today, their package cars will be replaced with brown bikes (basket and bell included) and receive a nickel for pay today. Happy Founders Day! : D

 

[ups1990]

The Marie Antoinette, management team will say to us. "Let them eat cake".

 

[Solidarity413]

We got cupcakes and soda. I told them I'd settle for those full-time jobs they owe us.

 

[trplnkl]

This reminds me, I need to call the IBT/UPS retirement hot line.

 

[tieguy]

I think we're going to be dissapointed today. We were told not to buy anything for founders day for cost cutting. We were also told to not buy anything out of pocket so that the entire district would be consistent.

 

[evilleace]

Cake we got donuts on break like we usually do every couple of months this way they could say they got us donuts for founders day. When really all they did was hand out yrs of service awards

 

[slantnosechevy]

Just give me my blue envelope and get us out of the bldg. on time for once this week. Maybe zero misloads on a Friday. Now that would be cause for celebration.

 

[Just Numbers]

We got cupcakes and soda. I told them I'd settle for those full-time jobs they owe us.

What full time jobs?

 

[Solidarity413]

What full time jobs?

22.3's

 

[badpal]

I think we're going to be dissapointed today. We were told not to buy anything for founders day for cost cutting. We were also told to not buy anything out of pocket so that the entire district would be consistent.

Well my center can be counted as consistent. lol

 

[porkwagon]

Happy Founders day all!!!


Ass for the founders, were they alive today, they would be very, very,


very, very, very,


quite impressed with all of the technological advances but equally embarassed as to how far the company has strayed from it's original mission statement.

Upstate said "ass for the founders." I think that's funny.