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I hit a dog today
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<blockquote data-quote="diesel96" data-source="post: 746507" data-attributes="member: 9859"><p>One day, I ran over a cat on a residential street while being followed by a cop. I stopped to inspect the carcus as did the cop. The feline vic had an address on it's collar and the cop suggested that I bring it to the owner and offer restitution or write me up for speeding....We went to the owner's home with dead cat in hand. An attractive lady open her door only to see her mangled feline. I didn't know what to say except "I'm sorry and offer her a $50 bill to bury and or purchase a new companion. She accepted...You wouldn't believe what happened next...The cop arrested the lady cat owner......I suddenly protested to the LEO, "what are you arresting her for ? The cop snap back at me, "I'm arresting her for selling her pusillanimous"... <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/pet.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":pet:" title="Pet :pet:" data-shortname=":pet:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="diesel96, post: 746507, member: 9859"] One day, I ran over a cat on a residential street while being followed by a cop. I stopped to inspect the carcus as did the cop. The feline vic had an address on it's collar and the cop suggested that I bring it to the owner and offer restitution or write me up for speeding....We went to the owner's home with dead cat in hand. An attractive lady open her door only to see her mangled feline. I didn't know what to say except "I'm sorry and offer her a $50 bill to bury and or purchase a new companion. She accepted...You wouldn't believe what happened next...The cop arrested the lady cat owner......I suddenly protested to the LEO, "what are you arresting her for ? The cop snap back at me, "I'm arresting her for selling her pusillanimous"... :pet: [/QUOTE]
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