Jeez JonFrum, lighten up. Brown Cafe is certainly not the venue to get current, serious information about your pension. Anyone who believes everything they see on the internet deserves what they get.
Brown Cafe is also for fun, lighthearted discussion. If you can't take a joke, well the joke's on you.
P.S. Volunteer Moderators are allowed to join the fun like everyone else. I'm certainly no expert on pensions, but I'm pretty good at "fun"!