I might have to forfeit my Man-Card.

[kingOFchester]

He is a lost cause.

Sir, you need to embrace your true self.

Make yourself a nice strawberry daiquiri, wrap your wounded body in a snuggle, and pop in Broke Back Mountain. So, you are a little light in the loafers, not that there is anything wrong with that......

 

[Anonymous 10]

I wheeled into a rural driveway and noticed a gal in a bikini mowing the lawn. As I'm walking towards the house she turns off the mower. I say "I have a pkg for so and so". She says "I can take it". My answer should have been "I'll need a signature for this one" but I cracked and said "Ill just set it on the porch for you". Weak!

Don't feel bad this kind of thing happens to me too. It's called getting older and more mature and I hate it.

 

[Jackburton]

You should of rang the bell and handed it to her husband who was washing dishes and changing diapers. You two can hang out next time you deliver and talk about how your wives don't treat you like they used to.

 

[cosmo1]

All you have to do to regain your dignity is make sure you drive by that house every hot, sunny day and check her out as you drive by.

 

[toonertoo]

And you should pat yourself on the back, it was probably a trap. If you had responded like a normal male, you would be a normal male looking for a job. I just dont trust women.

 

[toonertoo]

And watch Pale rider, and get a 68 charger, and watch bullit, then go drive like Paul. And then watch Gran Torino, with Eastwood, and all is good.

 

[brownmonster]

Keep in mind the brownmonster is the father of two college age daughters. I have a daughter (27) and your thought process tends to change when you have a daughter, especially if bikini girl was the same age or younger than said daughter.

Also a college aged son. Judging by his Facebook pictures, he ain't afraid of girls. Love the replies!

 

[brownmonster]

The wife and I are heading out of town for 4 days of camping. Ill tell her she needs to help me redeem myself.

 

[toonertoo]

The wife and I are heading out of town for 4 days of camping. Ill tell her she needs to help me redeem myself.

Oh and now its her problem, sheesh.

 

[moreluck]

The wife and I are heading out of town for 4 days of camping. Ill tell her she needs to help me redeem myself.

Will your camping be woods/forest or desert or local KOA or out of town WalMart lot ??

 

[brownmonster]

Will your camping be woods/forest or desert or local KOA or out of town WalMart lot ??

Pop-up camper on a lake in northern WI. No electricity and only pit toilets. Plenty of shopping, restaurants and Indian Casinos around though.

 

[ajblakejr]

Stop.

You did right by the bikini babe.

Gain trust.

Earn respect.

Wear dark sunglasses.

Soon she will be boucing towards you with a big smile.

"..if that ain't country......"

 

[Thebrownstreak]

I wheeled into a rural driveway and noticed a gal in a bikini mowing the lawn. As I'm walking towards the house she turns off the mower. I say "I have a pkg for so and so". She says "I can take it". My answer should have been "I'll need a signature for this one" but I cracked and said "Ill just set it on the porch for you". Weak!

I would have given her a "that's what she said" after she said "I can take it"

 

[barnyard]

Pop-up camper on a lake in northern WI. No electricity and only pit toilets. Plenty of shopping, restaurants and Indian Casinos around though.

Going to be a hot, humid weekend too. Dewpoints in the 70's.

 

[Re-Raise]

I wheeled into a rural driveway and noticed a gal in a bikini mowing the lawn. As I'm walking towards the house she turns off the mower. I say "I have a pkg for so and so". She says "I can take it". My answer should have been "I'll need a signature for this one" but I cracked and said "Ill just set it on the porch for you". Weak!

This is the first of a series of posts from Brownmonster which will inevitably end with " I think I like guys"

 

[Coldworld]

Stop.

You did right by the bikini babe.

Gain trust.

Earn respect.

Wear dark sunglasses.

Soon she will be boucing towards you with a big smile.

"..if that ain't country......"

ummm, speaking of "bouncing".....

 

[Anonymous 10]

If you need to blow off some steam I can direct you too some good web sites. Let me know

 

[splozi]

Yeah I was gonna say... if she's bouncing anything like your avatar's boobs... then HELL YES.

 

[bigblu 2 you]

Pop-up camper on a lake in northern WI. No electricity and only pit toilets. Plenty of shopping, restaurants and Indian Casinos around though.

indians have casinos?

 

[DS]

We all get old monster,you used to have a hard drive but now it's a floppy.
Windows 95 running in a windows 8 world.
Welcome to the club.
But...even I would've got her to sign for it.