I.p.s.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by moreluck, Nov 6, 2005.

  1. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    In case no one noticed, we have another invasion on this board from another very famous package delivery company. The invader is Doug Heffernan from IPS. I hope his wife, Carrie will come on once in awhile too. Watch what you say about "trade secrets" with Mr. Heffernan on board.

    Welcome, Doug Heffernan as the newest member.
     
  2. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    They cant be THAT famous, Ive never heard of them.

    d
     
  3. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    ....like anything we say on this board is a secret.
     
  4. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    secrets

    Doug...always use your handrail
     
  5. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Warning!!!

    Mr. Heffernan:

    We have initiated a lawsuit against you and your company.
    Our uniforms and vehicles are a licensed trademark, and we feel your uniforms and vehicles too closely resemble ours.

    Sincerely,
    Over 9 Five
    Acting Attorney for UPS
     
  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Dougie,

    You can't even keep the scoop of ice cream on your cone. How do you expect to juggle fragile package contents ??
     
  7. wannabeups

    wannabeups Member


    You guys are nuts. LMAO
     
  8. 30andout

    30andout New Member

    In case you didn't know... you HAVE to be nuts to work at UPS or you will be soon after you start.
     
  9. gripitnripit

    gripitnripit New Member

    Thanks for such a warm welcome and look forward to exchanging war stories with everyone. BTW has anyone seen my monkey?
     
  10. UPSgirl

    UPSgirl Mommy to be!

    I'm sorry to say this but......No one can come CLOSE to UPS!!!!
     
  11. opie

    opie Member

    Carrie Heffernan

    You got one hot wife, Doug! How could someone like you have her? Must be the money. ;)

    <a href="http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/leah_remini/leah_remini_l5.jpg"><img src="http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/leah_remini/leah_remini_l5.jpg"width="210" height="210"></a>
     
  12. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    So, that's what a Scientologist looks like!!
     
  13. lookie lou

    lookie lou Guest

    short timer

    arthur spooner steals the show,,,,,AAAARRRRTTTHHHUURRR!!!!!
     
  14. wily_old_vet

    wily_old_vet New Member

    Sign me up, quick!
     
  15. UPSgirl

    UPSgirl Mommy to be!

    What is everyone talking about here??????
     
  16. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    You of course ;)

    d
     
  17. UPSgirl

    UPSgirl Mommy to be!

    mmhmm yeahhh
     
  18. UPSgirl

    UPSgirl Mommy to be!

    mmhmm yeahhh.........lol
     
  19. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "How could someone like you have her?"

    I know! There's like 5 shows on that have a fat hubby with a hot wife!
     
  20. UPSgirl

    UPSgirl Mommy to be!

    thats not really his wife...i just read in a mag that he has some model as a wife and that he just had a son!!