I Promise!!!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by stevetheupsguy, Aug 25, 2010.

  1. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    Here's a thread about the empty promises your supe or mngr's have made to you. I'll go first.


    I "promise" you won't EVER get more that 120 stops, from now on.:sad-little:
     
  2. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I promise sups won't run anymore misloads.
     
  3. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I promise, I sent 2 drivers over to do that pre-hit. There won't be more than 1 pallet left. (4 pallets later and 180 pcs of hand load.................... LIAR!:angry:
     
  4. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    1) I promise to make up for all your lunch breaks you skipped and worked thru.

    2) I promise to send you some help later today.
     
  5. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    Not to be a smartass,
    but,
    no sup has ever made a promise to me in 24yrs.

     
  6. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    ^agreed
     
  7. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    I PROMISE your stop count will go down if you get those companies on your route to ship UPS !
     
  8. fxdwg

    fxdwg Member

    I promise that you'll get Turkey's / Vouchers / Calendars / Candy Canes / Nothing...but we'll adjust the Management Committee's compensation.

    Employee motivation at it's finest!
     
  9. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I promise- it's UPS's final offer:rofl:
     
  10. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    I promise we'll add routes if you turn in sales leads.
     
  11. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    In my 37 years at UPS I know I have heard hundreds!
    About half said by me ... but always with good intentions!
     
  12. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    Are you seriously saying a sup promised you any or all those things?



    Not to say I was never promised anything that was not fulfilled, but none that I actually expected to be kept.
     
  13. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    Please tell me that the half you mentioned were in the first half of your career.....you don't seem to be that slow of a learner. LOL
     
  14. Jones

    Jones fILE A GRIEVE! Staff Member

    “They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they kept only one; they promised to take our land, and they did.”

    -Red Cloud
     
  15. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I can't think of a sup ever promising me anything.

    The sups must be smarter or more honest up here.
     
  16. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I promise to show up for work and they promise to pay me.
     
  17. tarbar66

    tarbar66 Member

    Most people have good intentions. You remind me of my first feeder manager, if you would ask him a question that needed more than a yes or no answer his usual response was "I'll get back to you."
     
  18. rod

    rod retired and happy

    But now you have casinos on your resevations so you ended up being the winner after all.
     
  19. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    "I will tell my boss that cutting routes isn't working in our rural center. It only adds miles and overtime and hurts our ability to provide service to our customers."

    I don't think he really has the balls to stand up to his boss on behalf of his drivers.
     
  20. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    The road to hell is paved in good intentions.

    [​IMG]

    Repent your ways,
    spawn of Satan.
    :peaceful: