Idiots fired.

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want to retire

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You are not allowed to have sex with anyone in the cab or rear of your truck. In fact, you cannot have ANYONE in the truck who is not a UPS employee except in caes of emergency.

Is this the "no riders" clause? So, if a customer stands....say out of the rain on the first step of your package car(while you scan or select)........you can be fired?
 

Catatonic

Nine Lives
1) The words 'gravel pit' make sense to me. A pit full of gravel, ok. What the hell is a 'gravel pit' when it comes to a truck? Don't use phrases most people in your target audience won't understand. We aren't all truckers, or rednecks.
2) I can't figure out what he did wrong here. Was he taking multiple breaks? He was marking THIS down as a legitimate break... was he taking another break? What is it of UPS's business what an employee does on their break, as long as it doesn't violate the contract or 'company policy'?

Based on your posts, this thread is a good set of examples that seems to be needed by you.
"Young and stupid" is a common phrase used to describe the effects of inexperience and lack of judgment.

Please learn to stop and think or in 5 years, you could be an example.

or it could be just another case of ... :wink2:
Actually, ... I was just being a smartass.

Good luck.
 

slaveofbigbrown

Well-Known Member
Just fri a driver was escorted out for stealing cell phones. How he was pinched? His mother in law activated it! He refused to resign and was charged 3 felony counts. SMH
 

oldupsman

Well-Known Member
You are not allowed to have sex with anyone in the cab or rear of your truck. In fact, you cannot have ANYONE in the truck who is not a UPS employee except in caes of emergency.
Geez, I always had sex with my wife in the back of my package car. Well before she was my wife.
She used to say it was every woman's fantasy. Big Dell computer boxes were the best.
Very heavy duty.
 

menotyou

bella amicizia
Geez, I always had sex with my wife in the back of my package car. Well before she was my wife.
She used to say it was every woman's fantasy. Big Dell computer boxes were the best.
Very heavy duty.
It's amazing the things back there that are comfy when you need it. hehehehehehehe
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Just flat out deciding not to come to work anymore

Yep we had a driver that called in prob ten times a month. Had dr notes and all she got fired and really all she had to say at panel was I'll show up to work no matter what. She pretty just stood there like union get my job back for me.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Also had a 20+ year clerk fired for sending packages for free to relatives in Kenya. Had been doing this for over 20 years without being caught. Not sure how but some new system went in and they found out in two weeks.
 

dilligaf

IN VINO VERITAS
We had an morning OMS that was given the option to resign or be fired. She thought she could ship an NDA without paying for it. Put it in house mail to another center. That was stupid enough but the really stupid part was the another center was about an hour away. She could have driven it over there faster. There was not a driver among us that was not delighted to see her gone. She was a C.
 

Indecisi0n

Well-Known Member
We are not allowed to have sex in PC car because unarthorized people are not allowed in the car. Does that mean we are allowed to have sex with ourselves? Would make lunch time more enjoyable.
 

dilligaf

IN VINO VERITAS
We are not allowed to have sex in PC car because unarthorized people are not allowed in the car. Does that mean we are allowed to have sex with ourselves? Would make lunch time more enjoyable.

Blow up dolls?!?!


just sayin...........................................
:happy-very:
 

laffter

Well-Known Member
Please learn to stop and think or in 5 years, you could be an example.

You are absolutely right. If not for this thread, I too could be caught having sex in my package car (or semi tractor) sometime in the future. I will learn to be more careful! Maybe I will have a secret trap door installed, where the hooker could escape into a sewer below.

Thank you, hoaxster.
 

laffter

Well-Known Member
Is this the "no riders" clause? So, if a customer stands....say out of the rain on the first step of your package car(while you scan or select)........you can be fired?

That's exactly what I was getting at.
Seems a bit steep.

What if you meet your cocaine dealer on your lunch break and it's windy outside. Why can't he come in for a moment and measure your share? Doesn't make sense to me.
 

Indecisi0n

Well-Known Member
That's exactly what I was getting at.
Seems a bit steep.

What if you meet your cocaine dealer on your lunch break and it's windy outside. Why can't he come in for a moment and measure your share? Doesn't make sense to me.

Don't be ridiculous, we all know dealers prepackage their drugs.
 

The Other Side

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Geez, I always had sex with my wife in the back of my package car. Well before she was my wife.
She used to say it was every woman's fantasy. Big Dell computer boxes were the best.
Very heavy duty.

I would wonder why she was comfortable with this? Are there FEDEX drivers in your area as well?

Peace

TOS
 
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