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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 1081029" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p>The two step path to management success at UPS:</p><p></p><p>Step One--pull some random, irrelevant number out of your ass.</p><p></p><p>Step Two--chase it.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Repeat as necessary, making sure to generate lots of reports in the process. Bonus points for inventing some sort of acronym to go along with it. If you can train the work group to recite that acronym, that right there is another "accomplishment" for you to take credit for. Remember that, while there may be a strict limit on the number of routes you are allowed to dispatch, there is <em>no</em> limit on the amount of printer ink you are allowed to use.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 1081029, member: 14668"] The two step path to management success at UPS: Step One--pull some random, irrelevant number out of your ass. Step Two--chase it. Repeat as necessary, making sure to generate lots of reports in the process. Bonus points for inventing some sort of acronym to go along with it. If you can train the work group to recite that acronym, that right there is another "accomplishment" for you to take credit for. Remember that, while there may be a strict limit on the number of routes you are allowed to dispatch, there is [I]no[/I] limit on the amount of printer ink you are allowed to use. [/QUOTE]
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