if you are going to quit>>

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by upssalesguy, Aug 3, 2009.

  1. upssalesguy

    upssalesguy UPS Defender

    you should go out in style.

    the shipping guy at one of our district accounts was fired for stealing copper wire. instead of going quietly, he decided to use UPS to make a scene.

    he took everything from his desk (including the keyboard, mouse, pens, paperclips - you get the picture) home - along with a stack of early AM airbills and a few oversize boxes.

    the guy then one per day, early AM'd his desk contents back to work each item in an oversize box. by the time they got everything, the bill was $2200.

    i thought that was a good story. needless to say they want us to waive the bill, but that ain't going to happen - all 14 packages made service.
     
  2. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    intresting
     
  3. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    What the hell are you babbling about? :wink2:
     
  4. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Sounds like soething I should have done. just kidding.
    I'm sure he'll be heading to court soon, and face charges.
    People pay for thier stupid revenge acts.
    Also. he'll face criminal charges now, for theft (that UPS probably would have just overlooked). And have a criminal record.
    He won't be going to Fedex anytime soon, or any job that requires a criminal record check.


    But if I win the $35 million net lottery this Wednesday.. I will offer the first 10 drivers that quit $100.000 cash. (from my center). And I might just wait until End November to do so.:dissapointed:
     
  5. upssalesguy

    upssalesguy UPS Defender

    just go buy them all a beer on their lunch break....


    i kid, i kid.
     
  6. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Thats part of the plan, actually..LOL

    That would be a neat poll :
    Would you quit for $100.000 cash, and not be able to go back for re-hiring. ?
     
  7. upssalesguy

    upssalesguy UPS Defender

    i wouldn't...not in this economy. ask me in 2 years.
     
  8. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    You gotta get fired in Alberta. If you're fired you get two weeks pay out of it! :D
     
  9. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Thats not true. I didn't see any of that, or any of my optional either.
     
  10. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    babble babble babble babble another important post babble
     
  11. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    and they sayy u dunt have a since of homur
     
  12. longlunchguy

    longlunchguy Runnin on Empty

    If I ever hit the lottery they can take my last ckeck and buy beer for the fellas. Oh, wait a minute. I have direct deposit...heck with the fellas:wink2:
     
  13. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    So it took them 14 days to figure out what was going on? The dumb butts should have to pay double.
     
  14. Dustyroads

    Dustyroads New Member

    A few years ago we had a division manager who had been around the block a few times. He was in this meeting in some big hotel conference room, center managers and division managers were getting their butts chewed. They got to him, and he said, I forgot my glasses, I need to go down to my room and get them. He left the meeting, and everyone waited, and waited and waited. When he didn't come back in a little while, someone was dispatched to the desk to request that he be paged up in his room. The desk clerk replied, I'm sorry, I can't do that, he checked out ten minutes ago. He took his retirement.
     
  15. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Much better exit (but less dramatic) than the Div Mgr that had a heart attack and died in one of these type meetings.
     
  16. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    But if I win the $35 million net lottery this Wednesday.. I will offer the first 10 drivers that quit $100.000 cash. (from my center). And I might just wait until End November to do so.:dissapointed:[/QUOTE]
    Hey wait .remember me, I stuck up for you...you know toonertoo, aka tooner, dont leave me out when you win!!!!!:happy2:
     
  17. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Will you quit for $100K ? Thats the question !!!!
    Got my ticket already for tomorrows draw, too ! $35 Million net pay (we don't pay taxes on lottery or casino winnings)
     
  18. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    It is true. Call the labor board about it. The jerks owe you 2 weeks pay.
     
  19. bubsdad

    bubsdad "Hang in there!"

    Yeah, but Canadian money is kinda like monopoly money isn't it?:happy2:
     
  20. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    I'll still take it at the exchange rate. Yes Klein...I'll quit the day I receive the Certified Check from your bank. Hell, I'll even video tape the occasion for your viewing pleasure. It'll show mw walking into the CMs office singing a reworded version of



    Take This Job And Shove It