Im gonna start body slamming customers who order over 70'S

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by hellfire, Sep 28, 2016.

  1. hellfire

    hellfire no one considers UPS people."real" Teamsters.-BUG

    What the hell is going on ? 14 over 70s on my route today, EVERYTHING is huge now, only 242 pieces in a 800 and its jammed front to back .This oversize crap is getting out of hand and somebody will get a figure four leglock if this continues
     
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  2. MAKAVELI

    MAKAVELI Well-Known Member

     
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  3. Dr.Brownz

    Dr.Brownz Well-Known Member

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  4. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of my own destiny

    If it makes you feel better. I get 14 oversea. Every 3 month
     
  5. snarts

    snarts Member

    Stop being a bitch
     
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  6. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

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  7. dookie stain

    dookie stain Well-Known Member

    Yea it's been brutal lately...someone's getting a stunner in the next couple weeks...
     
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  8. StoptheAct1212

    StoptheAct1212 Active Member

    I feel your pain. But mann up, your getting paid......... if anything the Customer is smart.. why pick stuff up when Ups Driver brings it to your door...
    Stop crying btw
     
  9. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    Message for help every time you get one. Your fellow driver will hate you as will management. Not to mention the customer you body slammed.
     
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  10. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    The wonderful thing about being employed at UPS is you can quit whenever you want.
     
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  11. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    I want to see the video of you body slamming Undertaker when you have to deliver several over 70's to his house!
     
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  13. dookie stain

    dookie stain Well-Known Member

    Wtf are you dans son?
     
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  14. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Why not just do what every other driver does and just slam the 70's instead? After the second broken one they stop ordering that :censored2:.
     
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  15. dookie stain

    dookie stain Well-Known Member

    It's funny seeing the look on people's faces when you're bringing an irreg to their doorstep with 500 boot prints on the box
     
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  16. I could run some of those packages over with my package car and they would look better.
     
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  17. Box Ox

    Box Ox Camacho for President!

    But not before those broken over 70s become call tag pickups!
     
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  18. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    You ring the bell with over 70's? I speed up down the block and turn the car off 5 houses down and quietly coast to the house. I then put it at the garage , phantom knock and push the truck 5 house down before I start it up and hall ass.
     
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  19. dookie stain

    dookie stain Well-Known Member

    Ahahahahahahhahahaha....I always put it at the garage and never ring the bell...but sometimes they see me anyway
     
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  20. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Never park in from of the house. Look for a tree or bush that hides you when in the driver seat. As you drive away and they come running out yelling to you, never EVER make eye contract.
     
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