I'm plotting my escape

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Big Babooba, Jul 25, 2015.

  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    I've been incarcerated in an institution for the criminally insane for the past 2 years. I was caught on camera pounding some sense into my supervisor's head with my DIAD. Management was livid because I broke the DIAD on this worthless doink's head. Please send guns and ammo.
     
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  2. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I am posting from the toilet. I did a number two and there is no paper.
     
  3. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Drag your butt across the ground like a dog does.
     
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  4. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    We'll get IE on it right away!!!
     
  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I'm walking around the house with my pants around my ankles looking for tissues.
     
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  6. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    IE - Intercourse and Exercise

    Once they get done screwing you they give you the runaround.
     
  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Fixed
     
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  8. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Easily Amused

    Just like after you've had a hot date?:P
     
  9. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I am set to be paroled on 7/1/18 with the possibility of early release on 5/1/18.
     
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  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Touchdown and extra point !
     
  11. Where you been hiding at?
     
  12. MendozaJ

    MendozaJ Active Member

    Whacking the corners of the DIAD IV against hard surfaces to get the signature screen to respond was actually a tried and true troubleshooting technique. Having to explain to the customer that it wasn't their fault was the best part.
     
  13. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis


    Really, please elaborate on how this situation came to such a climatic meeting with a destroyed DIAD.

    Don't hold back.
     
  14. PhatAzz

    PhatAzz Active Member

    Life's really, really good on the outside!!!!:D
     
  15. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    I was sprung by El Chapo.
     
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  16. Johney

    Johney Raise your hand if you think Upstate is a D-Bag

    Only to have to meet my probation by coming to my center and collecting the recyclables at night while the PC's are there.
     
  17. FilingBluesFL

    FilingBluesFL Well-Known Member

    I've got just the gun to help spring you free

    I had to censor it a little bit to avoid violating the TOS... but I think you get the idea....
     

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  18. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Hands up or hands on ankles ?