I'm voting Democrat (not really)

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by big_arrow_up, Aug 7, 2008.

  1. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    A friend of mine sent me this. I thought it was interesting.


    I'm voting Democratic because an inexperienced US Senator gives great
    speeches that make me feel good.


    I'm voting Democratic because I believe the government will do a better job
    of spending the money I earn than I would.


    I'm voting Democratic because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
    gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
    at 15% isn't.


    I'm voting Democratic because I believe three or four elitist liberals need
    to rewrite the Constitution through judicial fiat every few days to suit
    some idealists who would otherwise NEVER get their agendas past the voters.


    I'm voting Democratic because I don't want a stimulus check to spend.
    Let
    the government spend it for me.


    I'm voting Democratic because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
    offended by it.


    I'm voting Democratic because I believe that business should not be allowed
    to make profits for themselves.
    They need to break even and give the rest
    away to the employees (after taxes).


    I'm voting Democratic because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
    millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.


    I'm voting Democratic because I believe that churches should only be allowed
    for political speeches.


    I'm voting Democratic because I don't want Doctors who were at the top of
    their classes to operate on me.
    I want a government employee who makes $50k
    a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an engineer doing my surgery.



    I'm voting Democratic because I believe that paying $4.
    00 a gallon or more
    is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS
    country.
    We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of polar bears now would
    we?

    I'm voting Democratic because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad
    guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.


    I'm voting Democratic because I like it when planes fly into buildings full
    of civilians. I want to see more of that.


    I'm voting Democratic because I believe that when the terrorists don't have
    to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have
    any guns in the house to fight them off with.


    I'm voting Democratic because I don't want to eat poison food and drink
    infected water. We all know Republicans love that stuff.
    (Ever wonder why
    the most left wing country in the world (China) is the most polluted?)

    I'm voting Democratic because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
    will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
    ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.


    I'm voting Democratic because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever
    I want. I'm going to marry my TV.


    I'm voting Democratic because I REALLY believe there is no bias in the
    media.
     
  2. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    so many good points. I particularly like this one:

    I'm voting Democratic because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
    will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
    ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

    Is it true that the climate actually cooled off last year?
     
  3. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Just in my neck of the woods, we've had a cooler than normal summer......even the tomatoes are coming later this year because of the moderate temps. The tomatoes are big & still green......other green thumbers are reporting the same thing.