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<blockquote data-quote="cachsux" data-source="post: 962089" data-attributes="member: 5529"><p>For getting service on a computer, maybe. For ordering our food, no. </p><p></p><p>I know it's a tough concept but here it is.</p><p></p><p>America:</p><p></p><p>Food place: Hello, Vinny's crappy New York style folding pizza.</p><p></p><p>Customer: I'd like to order a pepperoni pizza. Do you have that awesome Chicago deep dish style?</p><p></p><p>Food place: No just the crappy folding style.</p><p></p><p>Customer: Ok, I'll take a large.</p><p></p><p>Food place: It will be ready in 15 minutes. (yo, Vinny make a large pepperoni)</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Canada:</p><p></p><p>maroon: Heshllo..............Greet cushtomer warmly. Try and sound cheerful and knowl.....knowl.....uh, smart. Also, don't read these instructions to the customer out loud.</p><p></p><p>Customer: Hello, hello? Is there someone there? I want to order a pizza.</p><p></p><p>maroon: Hold on. I'm reading what to sshay.</p><p></p><p>Customer: Look, I'm in a hurry. I just want to order a pizza.</p><p></p><p>maroon: Ok. Take cusshtomers order. Again, don't read these instructions out loud.</p><p></p><p>Customer: I would like a pepperoni pizza, large. Ok, is that too hard?</p><p></p><p>maroon: Ok...........peprinoni, no. (back spaces his typing) peeprinoniy, no. (backspaces again) How do you spell pepperoni? Why not just order a cheese? I can spell that.</p><p></p><p>Customer: Is this some kind of joke? Did I get the mental hospital by mistake?</p><p></p><p>maroon: No, you got the right place. It's the Canada Pizza, Kleen's hot dogs, Cuba-Mexico board of tourism,Car Repair for Idiots, Discount Travel, Missing children in Third World countries, Milk producers of Canada, AAA of Edmonton Emergency Fell of the Wagon, Hotline.</p><p></p><p>Customer: Nevermind. I'll just go pick up some poutine.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cachsux, post: 962089, member: 5529"] For getting service on a computer, maybe. For ordering our food, no. I know it's a tough concept but here it is. America: Food place: Hello, Vinny's crappy New York style folding pizza. Customer: I'd like to order a pepperoni pizza. Do you have that awesome Chicago deep dish style? Food place: No just the crappy folding style. Customer: Ok, I'll take a large. Food place: It will be ready in 15 minutes. (yo, Vinny make a large pepperoni) Canada: maroon: Heshllo..............Greet cushtomer warmly. Try and sound cheerful and knowl.....knowl.....uh, smart. Also, don't read these instructions to the customer out loud. Customer: Hello, hello? Is there someone there? I want to order a pizza. maroon: Hold on. I'm reading what to sshay. Customer: Look, I'm in a hurry. I just want to order a pizza. maroon: Ok. Take cusshtomers order. Again, don't read these instructions out loud. Customer: I would like a pepperoni pizza, large. Ok, is that too hard? maroon: Ok...........peprinoni, no. (back spaces his typing) peeprinoniy, no. (backspaces again) How do you spell pepperoni? Why not just order a cheese? I can spell that. Customer: Is this some kind of joke? Did I get the mental hospital by mistake? maroon: No, you got the right place. It's the Canada Pizza, Kleen's hot dogs, Cuba-Mexico board of tourism,Car Repair for Idiots, Discount Travel, Missing children in Third World countries, Milk producers of Canada, AAA of Edmonton Emergency Fell of the Wagon, Hotline. Customer: Nevermind. I'll just go pick up some poutine. [/QUOTE]
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