Incompetence, pop tarts, stopwatches, no shows. Strange week?

[jennie]

Always remember,

If they are asking you safety questions when you are really busy, follow these easy steps.

1. Stop working
2. Stare at the supervisor
3. Answer the questions as slowly as possible
4. Continue until supervisors starts doing your work for you
5. File grievance

haha.... j/k

But seriously, why is it always time for safety questions when we are the most busy? Makes me lol.

good top 5

 

[dilligaf]

Always remember,

If they are asking you safety questions when you are really busy, follow these easy steps.

1. Stop working
2. Stare at the supervisor
a. say I'm sorry, were you talking to me. I was to busy working.
b. ask sup to reapeat question
3. Answer the questions as slowly as possible
4. Continue until supervisors starts doing your work for you
5. File grievance

haha.... j/k

But seriously, why is it always time for safety questions when we are the most busy? Makes me lol.

Just a couple of minor variations.

 

[jennie]

<<or oops I feel sick i will be right back, lol.