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Sammie

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Maybe we should start a support group for our retirees that are going stir crazy from making the move. Lets come up with a list of potential signs of retired stir crazy syndrome.


We have get togethers every summer with our UPS friends (many of them retired) and I tried to remember some of their comments-

Always the nightmares about being late for work and getting lost on area…

You wake up at 4:30 a.m., anyway…

You hand in your keys and from now on the wife does the driving...

You could be at death’s door but you still won’t take a sick day...

You can’t bring yourself to wear anything pastel…

You wonder about all those customers you gave your cell number to so they could call you about a missed package…

You have to go Xmas shopping for the first time in 30 years because you can’t “recycle” the gifts your customers gave you any more…

People who don’t know you think you’re Secret Service because you know at least five people in every store you go in to. And you know them by their addresses, not their names.

You get a paper route, because what the hell. You’re up at 4:30 anyway.

If you run into a fellow feeder driver, you still greet each other by your “handle’s”, because you’d forgotten each other’s real names years ago.

After being a babe magnet for all those years, nobody whistles at you any more when you wear shorts.

And for you lady drivers, who are often asked what it feels like to drive as a woman, no more need for responses like, “You mean, as opposed to when I used to be a man?"…
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
When retired, hubby totally cleaned his closet of anything brown......with the exception of shoes & belts. Now, the favorite is tan pants/shorts and many brightly colored golf shirts.........looks good with the sun-tanned face.
 
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