Investment Advice!

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by The Other Side, Oct 10, 2008.

  1. The Other Side

    The Other Side Well-Known Troll Troll

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
    will have $49.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

    Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
    alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

    Makes you proud to be an American!
     
  2. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    At best, on a heavy year, I might drink total a gallon of alcohol so that means some of you out there are just nothing but a damn drunk!

    :happy-very:


    Besides, I don't buy that average at all!
    But the post was funny away.