Is Fred Smith Satan?

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    I know, I know...I've brought it up before. But give him a red suit and hand him a pitchfork and voila...Satan.

    Employee number 666.
     
  2. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    Man, the UPS threads sure dont look like this.....lol
     
  3. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    Just look at the titles of the forum threads if anyone disbelieves the sentiment of Fedex employees.
     
  4. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    MFE,
    You need to spend more time on your R.E. stuff and less time with stupid threads, bro.
     
  5. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    I think it's hilarious....
     
  6. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    And quite possible!!
     
  7. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    As soon as the RE market improves enough, you won't have to put up with my stupid threads any longer.
     
  8. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    Smith's employee number is 1. True story! Gonna have to search for 666 though and see if that ever got assigned to anyone.
     
  9. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    Holding my breath.
     
  10. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    Fredward may not be Satan himself, but he's at least one of his disciples.
     
  11. whenIgetthere

    whenIgetthere Well-Known Member

    May not be Satan, but he's pretty damn close!
     
  12. RTURNSONLY

    RTURNSONLY Member

    I searched, it's Dano's!!!
     
  13. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    Or Santa feeding the reindeer....:devil2:
     
  14. Disgruntled2

    Disgruntled2 Member

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  15. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    I met him once, and shook his hand, which I now regret. There was a sizzling sensation, and the odor of sulfur and brimstone in the air as he levitated out of the room.
     
  16. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    Either he's Satan or shaking your hand causes gas...:twister2:
     
  17. RTURNSONLY

    RTURNSONLY Member

    And this is what he looks like after his daily glass of Dano's milk...
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  18. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    Doubtful that he ever will, but Fredward might want to ponder this one for just a moment

    For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?” Mark 8:36
     
  19. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Wise words.
     
  20. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    Is this MFE?

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