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Is it stealing time to ask for the Atlanta phone number
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<blockquote data-quote="hoser" data-source="post: 135232" data-attributes="member: 6357"><p>Come to think of it, a lot is missing. This is likely the OP's side:</p><p>guy: "Hey what a hard day of work I put in. I love UPS and I ended the day with everything on time, got signatures on all pieces and have no re-attempts for tomorrow. I need to talk to you badly, I just got back 180 seconds ago and I just completed my post-trip and now I'm about to clock out so I can do my post-trip stretches, but I guess there's no harm spending a minute of company time talking to my favorite boss? I have a concern about my experience with Brown, I'm wondering if you have the UPS open-door number on hand?"</p><p>manager: "Why are you asking this to me on company time? I drink the blood of two kittens every morning, run a cash sports pool amongst co-workers, and I am having conjugal relations with my manager. Don't call that number, you have no right to do so. Hail satan"</p><p>guy: "Oh, I apologize, I didn't mean to step on anyone's feet! I'll punch out right now on my DIA.."</p><p>manager: "TOO LATE!! YOU'RE WRITTEN UP. Next time, you'll be going home and telling your children there aren't going to be any gifts under the tree this christmas"</p><p>guy: "But I'm Jewish!"</p><p>manager: "Whatever, go back to Mecca or wherever"</p><p>guy: "Jerusalem?"</p><p>manager: "You're on thin ice, scumbag"</p><p>guy: "Aw shucks, I'm sorry boss, I promise I'll never wrong you again!"</p><p></p><p>This is likely the manager's side:</p><p>guy: "*burp* this company sucks, i know how to run this ship a lot better than you ever can. i'm so happy this day is over. bla bla bla"</p><p>manager: "i have bosses too, ya know"</p><p>guy: "screw this ****e, you're a dick, what's the number for the open door policy"</p><p>manager: "here, you go.... oh crap, it's 9 o'clock, i gotta get on the sort, do you have anything else to do?"</p><p>guy: "*fart*, no, i'm going to talk to my co-workers about how much i hate this company"</p><p>...one hour later</p><p>manager: "why the hell did he clock out at 9:40?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hoser, post: 135232, member: 6357"] Come to think of it, a lot is missing. This is likely the OP's side: guy: "Hey what a hard day of work I put in. I love UPS and I ended the day with everything on time, got signatures on all pieces and have no re-attempts for tomorrow. I need to talk to you badly, I just got back 180 seconds ago and I just completed my post-trip and now I'm about to clock out so I can do my post-trip stretches, but I guess there's no harm spending a minute of company time talking to my favorite boss? I have a concern about my experience with Brown, I'm wondering if you have the UPS open-door number on hand?" manager: "Why are you asking this to me on company time? I drink the blood of two kittens every morning, run a cash sports pool amongst co-workers, and I am having conjugal relations with my manager. Don't call that number, you have no right to do so. Hail satan" guy: "Oh, I apologize, I didn't mean to step on anyone's feet! I'll punch out right now on my DIA.." manager: "TOO LATE!! YOU'RE WRITTEN UP. Next time, you'll be going home and telling your children there aren't going to be any gifts under the tree this christmas" guy: "But I'm Jewish!" manager: "Whatever, go back to Mecca or wherever" guy: "Jerusalem?" manager: "You're on thin ice, scumbag" guy: "Aw shucks, I'm sorry boss, I promise I'll never wrong you again!" This is likely the manager's side: guy: "*burp* this company sucks, i know how to run this ship a lot better than you ever can. i'm so happy this day is over. bla bla bla" manager: "i have bosses too, ya know" guy: "screw this ****e, you're a dick, what's the number for the open door policy" manager: "here, you go.... oh crap, it's 9 o'clock, i gotta get on the sort, do you have anything else to do?" guy: "*fart*, no, i'm going to talk to my co-workers about how much i hate this company" ...one hour later manager: "why the hell did he clock out at 9:40?" [/QUOTE]
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