Is NDA a misleading product name - Can you think of others?

[Catatonic]

Here are some others harvested from other threads:

• Next Day Air does not have to go on a plane.
• UPS has COD but doesn't take cash.
• Something other than letters can go into a UPS letter.
• Nivea has a non-aging cream but you still get older.
• There is no chicken in chicken fried steak.
• QuickBooks is not quick.
• Saturn cars don't go to Saturn.
• Alaska Airlines goes to places other than Alaska

 

[brownmonster]

The Milwaukee Brewers dont make beer.

 

[pretzel_man]

No meat in mince meat...
Chicken fingers... Chickens don't have fingers.
Bird's nest soup is usually not made from a bird's nest.

 

[over9five]

I've seen beach balls in other places than beaches.

 

[moreluck]

Pigs in a blanket ??

 

[RustyPMcG]

Federal Express is not part of the Federal government, nor is it is a federation or does it serve a federation.
Dialing a telephone involves punching buttons.
Juniors attend high school at the senior high, not the junior high.
There's an Interstate highway in Hawaii.
Sundays are sometimes cloudy days.
Sport Utility Vehicles aren't used in sports, and few are owned by utilities. (At least they are vehicles.)
Santa Claus isn't a saint.
Burn Notice is not a show about firefighters.
You still need something called a Commercial Invoice even when you ship a gift internationally.
Intercourse, PA is not a very romantic place.
USPS Flat Rate boxes have a number of extra cost options.
Highways can go pretty low, sometimes even into tunnels.
If you're feeling insecure, a security guard is not the right person to see.
Head cheese has no dairy products in it.
Does anyone put gloves in a glove compartment?
An electrical suppy company's outlet store has more than just outlets.

 

[Big Babooba]

Head cheese is not cheese!

 

[bluehdmc]

No one has mentioned "military intelligence"

Or like Big Babooba's signature, "idiot proof"

Once many years ago, one dialed a phone. Your fingers got sore if you had to redial a number, thank God for redial buttons

 

[rocket man]

i dont own a rocket

 

[moreluck]

Jumbo shrimp

 

[browniehound]

Hamburgers don't have any ham in them?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Hamburgers don't have any ham in them?

...and at Mickey D's they don't have any hamburger in them, either.

 

[bumped]

That NDA stands for next day air instead of what it really means. No Delivery Attempt.

 

[grgrcr88]

Apartments are all stuck together

Park in a "Drive Way", Drive on a "Park Way"

 

[JonFrum]

This entertaining thread was started by a moderator, and posted in the "UPS Discussions" forum, even though it has little to do with UPS and it's the moderator's job to insure such threads are posted to the appropriate forum.

 

[The Blackadder]

Buffalo wings..... Buffalo's dont have wing's........ I hope.

 

[upsgrunt]

Cubs win

 

[Babagounj]

" the most open and transparent administration "
" all bills will be available for viewing before I sign them "

 

[DS]

This entertaining thread was started by a moderator, and posted in the "UPS Discussions" forum, even though it has little to do with UPS and it's the moderator's job to insure such threads are posted to the appropriate forum.

Where do you want it?

 

[moreluck]

I will close Gitmo in my first year in office.