Is NDA a misleading product name - Can you think of others?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Hoaxster, Sep 5, 2010.

  1. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Here are some others harvested from other threads:

    • Next Day Air does not have to go on a plane.
    • UPS has COD but doesn't take cash.
    • Something other than letters can go into a UPS letter.
    • Nivea has a non-aging cream but you still get older.
    • There is no chicken in chicken fried steak.
    • QuickBooks is not quick.
    • Saturn cars don't go to Saturn.
    • Alaska Airlines goes to places other than Alaska
  2. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    The Milwaukee Brewers dont make beer.
  3. pretzel_man

    pretzel_man Well-Known Member

    No meat in mince meat...
    Chicken fingers... Chickens don't have fingers.
    Bird's nest soup is usually not made from a bird's nest.
  4. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    I've seen beach balls in other places than beaches.
  5. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Pigs in a blanket ??
  6. RustyPMcG

    RustyPMcG New Member

    Federal Express is not part of the Federal government, nor is it is a federation or does it serve a federation.
    Dialing a telephone involves punching buttons.
    Juniors attend high school at the senior high, not the junior high.
    There's an Interstate highway in Hawaii.
    Sundays are sometimes cloudy days.
    Sport Utility Vehicles aren't used in sports, and few are owned by utilities. (At least they are vehicles.)
    Santa Claus isn't a saint.
    Burn Notice is not a show about firefighters.
    You still need something called a Commercial Invoice even when you ship a gift internationally.
    Intercourse, PA is not a very romantic place.
    USPS Flat Rate boxes have a number of extra cost options.
    Highways can go pretty low, sometimes even into tunnels.
    If you're feeling insecure, a security guard is not the right person to see.
    Head cheese has no dairy products in it.
    Does anyone put gloves in a glove compartment?
    An electrical suppy company's outlet store has more than just outlets.
  7. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Head cheese is not cheese!:sick:
  8. bluehdmc

    bluehdmc Well-Known Member

    No one has mentioned "military intelligence"

    Or like Big Babooba's signature, "idiot proof"

    Once many years ago, one dialed a phone. Your fingers got sore if you had to redial a number, thank God for redial buttons
  9. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    i dont own a rocket
  10. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Jumbo shrimp
  11. browniehound

    browniehound Well-Known Member

    Hamburgers don't have any ham in them?
  12. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    ...and at Mickey D's they don't have any hamburger in them, either.
  13. bumped

    bumped Well-Known Member

    That NDA stands for next day air instead of what it really means. No Delivery Attempt.
  14. grgrcr88

    grgrcr88 No It's not green grocer!

    Apartments are all stuck together

    Park in a "Drive Way", Drive on a "Park Way"
  15. JonFrum

    JonFrum Member

    This entertaining thread was started by a moderator, and posted in the "UPS Discussions" forum, even though it has little to do with UPS and it's the moderator's job to insure such threads are posted to the appropriate forum. :happy2:
  16. Somepeoplecallmethestig

    Somepeoplecallmethestig Are you not amused?

    Buffalo wings..... Buffalo's dont have wing's........ I hope.
  17. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    Cubs win
  18. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    " the most open and transparent administration "
    " all bills will be available for viewing before I sign them "
  19. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    Where do you want it?
  20. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I will close Gitmo in my first year in office.