IT Strategy

Discussion in 'UPS Information Technology' started by bukkake fashions, Sep 26, 2006.

  1. bukkake fashions

    bukkake fashions New Member

    Hi guys and gals,

    I am currently doing my masters in Business IT in Melbourne, Australia.

    One of my research essays includes defining an IT strategy for UPS, I was wondering if anyone here had an inside word on IT strategy for UPS and would be able to help me out in relation to the direction that UPS may be taking or if any new technologies are being looked into.

    Thanks in advance!
     
  2. No Talent Clown

    No Talent Clown New Member

    I would help you....but first you need to call the helpdesk....
     
  3. Dear researcher, any discussion of UPS technology strategy would be considered "classified" in terms of disclosure. You may want to consider gathering whatever you can from the open internet and i would certainly hope noone would disclose anything further.
     
  4. VoiceOfReason

    VoiceOfReason Telling it like it is

    Haha. If that ain't the truth. Also I think you need to change your name. Bukkake? Urban Dictionary: bukkake
     
  5. brownISer

    brownISer Guest

  6. Likely projects include:
    DIAD V

    Preloader Unemployment System

    SBD II for Automotive

    System for Managing Union Timecards

    De-skilling Algorithm For Technicians

    ...and many more.
     
  7. helenofcalifornia

    helenofcalifornia Well-Known Member

    Voice of Reason: Where did you come up with that bakake (sp) thing? Sick, sick, sick!!!!
     
  8. VoiceOfReason

    VoiceOfReason Telling it like it is

    The guy asking the question was named Bukkake Fashions. I've surfed a lot of porn and seen it all and I coulnd believe that guy would name himself after something like that.

    Urban Dictionary: Define Your World is the source for finding out what nasty and slang type words mean.
     
  9. helenofcalifornia

    helenofcalifornia Well-Known Member

    Sorry Voice of Reason, I responded to the wrong person. I am beginning to like you more and more. You're alright even though you are a rookie. Heh, heh, heh.
     
  10. VoiceOfReason

    VoiceOfReason Telling it like it is

    Thanks. I think:cool:
     
  11. bukkake fashions

    bukkake fashions New Member

    Thanks for all of your help, as for Bukkake Fashions, its a clothing brand I started. And yes it is pretty rude :).
     
  12. hoser

    hoser Industrial Slob

    you're going for your masters and you're trying to obtain propriatery information over the internet. did the ethics chair OK that?:confused:1
     
  13. bukkake fashions

    bukkake fashions New Member

    Ethics?
    I think that must be in the last semester, never heard the word before...
     
  14. hoser

    hoser Industrial Slob

    You're going for your masters, so that requires primary research, right? You're obtaining data through human subjects, and your school doesn't require you to propose your methods research to an ethics comittee? Does your school even have a Office of Research Ethics?
     
  15. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    I think this thread just got blown out of the water:tank:
     
  16. bukkake fashions

    bukkake fashions New Member

    It does in fact...

    I was mainly looking for a starting point. Pretty much what your Anonymous friend did...

    Likely projects include:
    DIAD V

    Preloader Unemployment System

    SBD II for Automotive

    System for Managing Union Timecards

    De-skilling Algorithm For Technicians

    Feel free to PM me if you would like some more info.
     
  17. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    It could be me and my paranoid/twisted/delusional mind (according to some management posters), but I get the real strong impression that the original poster is "pulling our leg", so to speak.

    "Why?", you ask.

    I went to one of the free encyclopedia sites and typed in "bukkake". I am reasonable sure that Cheryl doesn't want me to relay what I saw. While this material may appeal to some....it didn't do anything for me.

    But then it could just be me........

    (no smilie faces here)
     
  18. hoser

    hoser Industrial Slob

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    What did you see? Because all I saw was a bunch of text :( :tongue_sm
     
  19. speeddemon

    speeddemon Guest

    Trollin....Trollin....Trollin............RAWHIDE!!!!!!
     
  20. Tracer

    Tracer Guest

    HI,
    Just been reading this thread - Buk Fashions - have you tried yet to get a job in UPS, from the sound of your queries and not to mention name, I would say that you are well suited to a management position! We like people with spunk!