Jesus Christ's letter to all of you!

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by UPSgirl, Dec 9, 2005.

  1. UPSgirl

    UPSgirl Mommy to be!

    Remember My Birthday????!!!!!!

    As you well know, we are getting closer to my birthday. Every year there
    is a celebration in my honor and I think that this year the celebration
    will be repeated. During this time there are many people shopping for
    gifts, there are many radio announcements, TV commercials, and in every
    part of the world everyone is talking that my birthday is getting closer
    and closer.

    It is really very nice to know, that at least once a year, some people
    think of me. As you know, the celebration of my birthday began many
    years ago. At first people seemed to understand and be thankful of all
    that I did for them, but in these times, no one seems to know the reason
    for the celebration. Family and friends get together and have a lot of
    fun, but they don't know the meaning of the celebration.

    I remember that last year there was a great feast in my honor. The
    dinner table was full of delicious foods, pastries, fruits, assorted
    nuts and chocolates. The decorations were exquisite and there were many,
    many beautifully wrapped gifts. But, do you want to know something? I
    wasn't invited. I was the guest of honor and they didn't remember to
    send me an invitation.

    The party was for me, but when that great day came, I was left outside,
    they closed the door in my face......... and I wanted to be with them
    and share their table. In truth, that didn't surprise me because in the
    last few years all close their doors to me. Since I was not invited, I
    decided to enter the party without making any noise. I went in and stood
    in a corner. They were all drinking; there were some who were drunk and
    telling jokes and laughing at everything. They were having a great time.

    To top it all, this big fat man all dressed in red wearing a long white
    beard entered the room yelling Ho-Ho-Ho! He seemed drunk. He sat on the
    sofa and all the children ran to him, saying: "Santa Claus, Santa
    Claus"... as if the party were in his honor! At 12 midnight all the
    people began to hug each other; I extended my arms waiting for someone
    to hug me and .... do you know .... no one hugged me.

    Suddenly they all began to share gifts. They opened them one by one with
    great expectation. When all had been opened, I looked to see if, maybe,
    there was one for me. What would you feel if on your birthday everybody
    shared gifts and you did not get one? I then understood that I was
    unwanted at that party and quietly left. Every year it gets worse.
    People only remember to eat and drink, the gifts, the parties and nobody
    remembers me. I would like this Christmas that you allow me to enter
    into your life.

    I would like that you recognize the fact that almost two thousand years
    ago I came to this world to give my life for you, on the cross, to save
    you. Today, I only want that you believe this with all you heart. I
    want to share something with you. As many didn't invite me to their
    party, I will have my own celebration, a grandiose party that no one has
    ever imagined, a spectacular party. I'm still making the final
    arrangements. Today I am sending out many invitations and there is an
    invitation for you. I want to know if you wish to attend and I will make
    a reservation for you and write your name with golden letters in my
    great guest book. Only those on the guest list will be invited to the
    party. Those who don't answer the invitation will be left outside.

    Do you know how you can answer this invitation? it is by extending it to
    others whom you care for...

    I'll be waiting for all of you to attend my party this year...

    See you soon ... I love you !

  2. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    ...and please bless our recently impregnated friend UPSgirl, and also the babys' father, whomever that may be.
  3. UPSgirl

    UPSgirl Mommy to be!

    Hey,It wasnt my fault that it happened.
  4. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Oh, the Immaculate Conception , I suppose. What are you carrying, the "second coming??"

    Evil, just plain evil !! :devil:
  5. UPSgirl

    UPSgirl Mommy to be!

    What do you mean Moreluck?
  6. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    Hmmmm, Nephilim I'm thinking.

    "The power of an angel, the free will of man".

    Lucky girl, to be the mother of such!
  7. UPSgirl

    UPSgirl Mommy to be!

    I don't get
  8. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    over9.5.......Lucky... unless you take the literal translation of "those that had fallen" to mean devils.......OR "those who fall upon" meaning aliens.

    So, you can either have a half devil/half human OR a half alien/half human.

    Either way, it did take TWO folks to accomplish this.
  9. UPSgirl

    UPSgirl Mommy to be!

    Do you all want the truth about Paul?
  10. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    "Im really outta here cause I cant take you people anymore!

    Bye for good! "

    These are your words, girl. I'm holding you to them !!
  11. UPSgirl

    UPSgirl Mommy to be!

    Yeah,I know!

    But the only reason I came here was because I like UPS alot and I thought I could get information on it before I go and take the job and I dont even know what to do and stuff.

    I also came here because I thought Paul was here.

    besides that...You all have been really good and you are all lucky that you work for UPS!
  12. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    you are stopping people from entering the chat room by your presence
  13. UPSgirl

    UPSgirl Mommy to be!

    I'm not stopping anyone...what are you afraid of me or something?
  14. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    So what is it Ive been getting, if it is not the truth?

  15. UPSgirl

    UPSgirl Mommy to be!

    No,what I told you was the truth dannyboy.
  16. speeddemon

    speeddemon Guest

    good lord, please leave us the hell alone already.
  17. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    Get a grip, Danny! You're talking to a fifty year old man!
  18. Ms Spoken

    Ms Spoken New Member

    Can you say BUSTED

    Well this little girl got BUSTED last night in the chat room with Cheryl... X-mas has come early for all of us... Man what a nice gift that Cheryl has blocked her from this web site... My bet is she/him/it will be back soon but, lets hope not..
  19. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    So, what did we miss in the chat room?
  20. my2cents

    my2cents New Member

    Good. Disruptors, trolls, etc., may provide some short term entertainment, but in the long run, they dissuade normal people from using the message board or chat features.