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Mike23
Guest
I'm sure there's somewhere on this site about jokes you share with customers but since I haven't seen one, thought I'd make a thread for it. I find one liners are best since they're relatively quick and easy to remember. I've also found if they're in a bad mood, the cheesier the joke, the better. Remember, try to keep it PG
Two drunks walk into a bar...You'd think they woulda seen it coming
What's the difference between the Pope and UPS management? The Pope only wants you to kiss his ring.
What do the Pope and UPS management have in common? They think they're both the closest thing to God.
A peanut walks into a bar...it was a salted.
Did you hear about the mob hit in the rice paddies over some knick knacks? The police are calling it a 'knick knack paddy whack'.
Two drunks walk into a bar...You'd think they woulda seen it coming
What's the difference between the Pope and UPS management? The Pope only wants you to kiss his ring.
What do the Pope and UPS management have in common? They think they're both the closest thing to God.
A peanut walks into a bar...it was a salted.
Did you hear about the mob hit in the rice paddies over some knick knacks? The police are calling it a 'knick knack paddy whack'.