Just had to post this..

Discussion in 'The Archives' started by therodog, Aug 14, 2003.

  1. therodog

    therodog Guest

    If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work
    >with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The
    >pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These
    >pictures suck-- I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can
    >spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills
    >are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to
    >judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a
    >grade A through F for each piece.
    >
    >
    > <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart5.jpg>
    >
    >Megan, age 4
    >
    >First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a
    >dog, then it's the :censored2:tiest dog I've ever seen. F
    >
    >
    > <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart4.jpg>
    >
    >Kyle, age 8
    >
    >You spelled America wrong <font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font>. Also, I could have sworn America's
    >colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F
    >
    >
    > <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart3.jpg>
    >
    >Lisa, age 6
    >
    >Holy <font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font>, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too
    >many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dip:censored2:.F
    >
    >
    > <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2.jpg>
    >
    >Cameron, age 4
    >
    >Terrible. F
    >
    >
    > <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart1.jpg>
    >
    >Bryce, age 10
    >
    >This one wouldn't be too bad if the color was kept inside the lines,
    >you picked a new perspective, used non-abrasive colors and asked
    >someone with talent to paint it for you. On one hand I want to give an
    >A for effort but... F
    >
    >
    > <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_4.jpg>
    >
    >Jon, age 8
    >
    >Ding Ding! Here comes the <font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font>-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck
    >that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be
    >saved by this hairy piece of <font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font>. F
    >
    >
    > <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_2.jpg>
    >
    >Rachel, age 7
    >
    >That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow
    >is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that
    >right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F
    >
    >
    > <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_3.jpg>
    >
    >Jason, age 6
    >
    >This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much
    >random <font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font> onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've :censored2: patterns on
    >snow that look more coherent than this. F
    >
    >
    > <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_5.jpg>
    >
    >Seth, age 4
    >
    >Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm! F
    >
    >
    > <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_1.jpg>
    >
    >Kelly, age 9
    >
    >This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly,
    >now pack up your <font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font> and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass
    >this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their
    ><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font> outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them
    >video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a
    >crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone
    >back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F
    >
     
  2. upsgoat

    upsgoat Guest

    That was a sick joke. I loved it!!!!
     
  3. dammor

    dammor Guest

    I am ashamed to say it, but I laughed way too hard on that one.
     
  4. rushfan

    rushfan Guest

    How could you subject us to this stuff?????
    I LMAO!!!!!!!
     
  5. therodog

    therodog Guest

    cheryl, i think we need a JOKE forum added,,,,heheheh. I can add a lot, like on every day or something. I like how the little red dots cover the swears, i totally forgot to edit the message,,lol

    (Message edited by therodog on August 15, 2003)
     
  6. therodog

    therodog Guest

    LOL, i just read it again myself, i love it...
     
  7. moreluck

    moreluck Guest

    THERODOG: There is already a joke forum here and it's called "Heard Any Other Good Ones". I have personally posted over 1500 jokes and stories on this thread.....so, jump on and do your daily thing! I could sure use some new material to e-mail to my friends every day (aside from brown cafe).
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  8. therodog

    therodog Guest

    oh ya, DUH...lol What i meant for a forum would be the UPS Discussion Bard, The Archives , the a Joke section, that how I run my other board.