Kitty Porn

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by cachsux, Aug 7, 2009.

  1. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Kitty porn: Man blames cat for downloading child-sex photos

    A Florida man told authorities his cat was responsible for more than 1,000 images of alleged child pornography found on his home computer, the Martin County Sheriff's Department reports.
    Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. He told investigators he was downloading music and his cat jumped on the keyboard after he had left the room. When he returned, he found "strange things" on his computer, according to the sheriff's report.
    Griffin, 48, is being held on $250,000 bond. A neighbor is taking care of the cat — who has not been charged.
     
  2. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Just look at the picture....he's creepy & guilty!!:dissapointed:
     
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "^&^$##^ cat"!!!!
     
  4. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Big Babooba, looks like this "kitty did it" excuse just ain't gonna cut it.. Looks like your Oscar(is it Oreo?) alibli ain't gonna fly
     
  5. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    And the dog ate his homework in the 7th grade.
     
  6. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Ok, does anyone here feel a little creepy entering this thread's title without knowing the subject but having a strange curiosity? No? Me neither. I was just asking.
     
  7. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    I don't believe his story one bit. Child molesters should be hung as well as those who knowingly view child pornography. The producers of this **** are molesting children.
     
  8. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Although I don't buy this sickos story, a cat can do strange things when walking across a keyboard. A few weeks ago, Oreo's apprentice, Smokey walked across my keyboard. If you press Ctrl, Alt and Left Arrow simultaneously you can see what he did. I had to call my brother in law to figure out what he did. Oreo was proud that day. I never leave my computer running because I'm afraid to come home to find that they have listed ME on eBay!
     
  9. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    you have a unique way of telling a story, god bless you.
     
  10. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    There was an earlier thread by some of the BC cat lovers and I just thought they were posting some more photos of their feline friends in shall we say provocative poses. Guess I was wrong.
     
  11. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member


    Like this?




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    My doctor and his nude cat
     
  12. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    You know, one of the Real Housewives of N.J. has one of those naked cats and she was always saying how bad it smelled.
     
  13. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    If he blamed his cat I wonder if I can blame one of our dogs if I get caught looking. And by looking I mean the good old fashion wholesome kind of porn.
     
  14. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member


    LOL!!!!
     
  15. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    What is a "wholesome kind of porn" ????????????????????:dissapointed:
     
  16. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    You know. A man,a woman,romantic music,food products,batteries,a trapeze,handcuffs,firearms,the usual stuff.


    Why do I get the feeling my wedding night went off different than everyone else`s?
     
  17. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    As I remember, we were both so tired that we both just fell asleep as soon as we made it to the hotel.

    But, the next night...:happy2:
     
  18. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    You forgot the whips, chains and ball gags!:surprised:
     
  19. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member


    Upstate and Cach are married????
     
  20. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Man,I must have really been drunk. I only remember having sex with my wife. Was I good?