Knock, Knock...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by hurricanegunner, Feb 19, 2014.

  1. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    "Who it is!?!?"(sic)
    "UPS."
    "What's yo' badge number!?!?"
    "I don't have a badge. I'm a UPS driver."
    "I ain't gonna open my do' 'til you tell me yo' badge number."
    "Ok, see you tomorrow. I won't have a badge tomorrow either."

    Sometimes I can't help but wonder how we came so far as a species.
     
  2. jaker

    jaker trolling

    Easily there is no more natural selection

    You are nice , I would have taken that as a refuse
     
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  3. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    I'm kind of looking forward to tomorrow actually. The most talented Hollywood script writers could not make up this stuff.
     
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  4. browntroll

    browntroll Active Member

    you should have told him you have a UPS badge and gave him your employee i.d. number. or truck number not sure what
    drivers normally go by.
     
  5. icu

    icu for who you are !

    Who's There ?
     
  6. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    Too many people are out to prove Darwin was wrong.
     
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  7. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Quite the opposite. Modern society has encouraged the breeding of negative traits. Natural selection no longer applies.
     
  8. The most important thing is that it made you laugh. We all need to laugh. It is very healthy to laugh. By you posting this you made others laugh so you are spreading good health to us all. Post what happens so we all can get even healthier. Thank you friend.
     
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  9. Actually when we were our best as a society was in the 50 and sixties. Those were the best time and the best people. It's goon downhill ever since.
     
  10. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

     
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  11. FilingBluesFL

    FilingBluesFL Well-Known Member

    I had one woman do that to me one nigh, minus the badge part.

    She had a brightly lit porch, a peep hole in the door, and a camera pointed down at the door.

    *knock knock*

    Who's there?!

    UPS.

    WHO?!

    UPS. UNITED PARCEL SERVICE.

    WHOOOOO????

    I HAVE A PACKAGE FOR YOU, UPS!!!

    YOU'RE NOT UPS!

    OK, bye.

    It's amazing how far they can run down the street after you... unfortunately not fast enough to get their crap.
     
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  12. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt

    I have always said....

    I am going to write a book about my years of experience at (with) UPS.

    The only problem.... the average person wouldn't believe any of it.



    -Bug-
     
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  13. oldupsman

    oldupsman Well-Known Member

    It's like trying to explain what it's like to work for UPS. The only people who understand
    are those of us who worked there.
     
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  14. upsman68

    upsman68 Active Member

    Badges we don't need no stinkin badges vamos


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  15. HomeDelivery

    HomeDelivery Well-Known Member

    next time, your reply should be:

    8675309
     
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  16. TheFigurehead

    TheFigurehead Active Member

    How can you be serious? Was that your generation?

    We tend to pretend it was all "Leave it to Beaver" and "Happy Days"... but the nation was rife with racism, segregation, sexism, war, the red scare, the threat of nuclear war, assasinations, riots, scandal, protests... etc...

    It wasn't any better or worse than now, socially... just different.

    If you're pining for a time when straight, white, Christian men held all the power, economic stability, upward mobility, and status... I'll grant you, the 50's were the decade for you... but for everyone else, it wasn't the paradise you imagine it to be.
     
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  17. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

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  18. Marne Vet

    Marne Vet Well-Known Member

    This is routine every day on my hood trip. I only say "UPS" one time. After that I play a game called "How many times will they scream WHO IS IT before I can fill-out this Info Notice". I have an incredible winning streak going. lol
     
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  19. Pkgcar1988

    Pkgcar1988 Active Member

    Had an apt. Yesterday, 8th floor, signature required, secured building, and the slowest elevator on earth.
    Knock
    "WHAT DO U WANT!!!"
    UPS need a signature
    " I'm NOT COMING"
    Knock again
    UPS
    "YOU CAN KEEP KNOCKING BUT IM NOT COMING TO THE DOOR"
    KNOCK AGAIN I NEED A SIGNATURE
    "YOU CAN KNOCK ALL MORNING BUT IM NOT COMING TO THE DOOR, COME BACK LATER"
    Delivery notice filled out and on my way.
    Stopped back later and took to the office(they weren't there earlier) told the lady about it and she said next time just send it back that will teach her.
     
  20. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Sounds "refused :didn't want" to me.
     
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