Land of make believe policies

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by DraCircles, Nov 22, 2013.

  1. DraCircles

    DraCircles New Member

    I love when management in our station makes up their own policies. ..

    No shorts after Thanksgiving

    Hahahaha. I guess no pants after the 4th of July then either ????

    I also l Iike the other one, call the weather line in the morning....

    Hahahahaha, no that's actually illegal, I will be punching in at my scheduled time and you can find me cleaning my truck with my imaginary cleaning products you supply.
     
  2. NonyaBiznes

    NonyaBiznes Yanked Out My Purple-Blood I.V. In 2000!

    No shorts? We have guys that wear shorts year round (even when it hits below freezing).
     
  3. Nolimitz

    Nolimitz Active Member

    Ya just cant make these turds up. gotta be for real.
     
  4. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Always on their terms, and pulled straight out of their ass. You might want to call your state labor board about the recorder...definitely illegal.
     
  5. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I think the only places they are still getting away with this one is where employees either don't have Internet access or can't speak/read English.
     
  6. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    On the subject of shorts, while I certainly don't believe it's management's position to mandate when they can and cannot be worn, I have really never quite "got" those who are running around out there in 19 degrees and sleet with their shorts on. They can't convince me they're really more comfortable. Do they just think the world will stop turning if it can't get its daily glimpse of their spindly, goose-bumped legs? And why is it almost always the couriers who should really never ever wear shorts - even in the middle of August - who are most guilty of this?
     
  7. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    It's got to be super cold for me to wear shorts.
    I can't stand wearing long pants in this line of work.
    Don't worry, my calves are about the size of most dude's thighs.
     
  8. whenIgetthere

    whenIgetthere Well-Known Member

    No shirts after Thanksgiving? Yikes, 95% here wear shorts year round.
     
  9. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    only applies to the ladies
     
  10. hypo hanna

    hypo hanna Well-Known Member

  11. whenIgetthere

    whenIgetthere Well-Known Member

    That's why I need to check my typing before hitting post! lol
     
  12. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    Yeah, nobody wants to see your one-pack. LOL
     
  13. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    As much as I'd like to dispute that, I guess sadly, I truthfully cannot
     
  14. DontThrowPackages

    DontThrowPackages Well-Known Member

    Those who always ask why wear shorts in cold weather are the same that wear shorts, in the same climate, on their weekend jog or bike rides. No one questions a guy on the treadmill, "Hey why you wearing shorts and not long slacks?"
    If I were standing on a street corner, in shorts, I'd freeze my arse off. But with all the lifting, pulling the dolly in and out, going up steep hills and stopping only to drive to the next stop, I prefer shorts. However, rainstorm, shorts stay home.
     
  15. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    Wanna see my pony keg?
     
  16. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    We have a few that wear pants year round... I can't imagine how they can do it in 105 degree weather...
     
  17. fedupforsure

    fedupforsure Member

    the real problem here is that FedEx has adopted the govt thinking that they are our mommies or daddy and that we are too stupid to make our own decisions so they must make them for us. tell them to shove it where the sun don't shine:drinkntypesmili1:
     
  18. fedupforsure

    fedupforsure Member

    mommy daddy thinking thell them to shove it
     
  19. TheJackal

    TheJackal Active Member

    As long as it's the shorts provided by FedEx, nobody can tell you not to wear them. I wear my long pants for most of the year. There are days I'll wear my shorts, but it's just how I 'feel' that day.
     
  20. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    I'd love to know how this "policy" is going... I'm going to guess, it's going nowhere