Let me run this idea...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ucanalwaysfitonemore, Jun 14, 2014.

  1. Recently hired as a PT preloader. Doing well and wanna stick around for awhile.

    but I need another job.

    I wanna start working armed security at a Dave and busters nearby. 5 hrs / 5 days / $30 per hour.

    I'd be super happy doing that and be at UPS by 4am. Great benefits, overall not bad pay.

    Is this a good idea? Will I be able to advance at UPS? Should I just become a driver when the opportunity arises? What happens during peak season?

    Will this plan work?
     
  2. Do the dave and Busters,till a driving job opens up! Just dont get shot! UPS likes drivers without any extra holes! They already have enough holes!
     
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  3. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Dave and Busters need armed security?

    Lotta crime near the Whack-a-Mole machine?
     
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  4. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    And ups likes to widen and deepen one of those holes...lol
     
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  5. Lot's of drunken Feeders,trying to steal pizza from little kids!
     
  6. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    WTF do you mean "trying"?

    We succeed, buddy.
     
  7. What Is he gonna shoot you with? Elephant gun?
     
  8. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    Yep
     
  9. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

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  10. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    What about his Ding Dong?
     
  11. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Harpoon...it's a lot like whaling...lol
     
  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    For $30 an hour you bet your sweet ass I'd do the armed security.
     
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  13. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    You tell me...lol
     
  14. $29.50 and free pizza and tokens?
     
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  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    For $30 an hour I'd clean inde's socks.
     
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  16. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    I told a friend of mine the other day...for 75k a year...I'd mop out nudie booths.
     
  17. Careful what you say! He might just,take you up on that!
     
  18. Clean up after your shift?...lmao
     
  19. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    They're probably too far gone to clean...just stack em up like cordwood...lol
     
  20. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    $30 an hour and Inde would have you dirty them.