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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 640848" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">You know it's a Redneck Thanksgiving........</span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">if you've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a ping pong table.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel & dumplings.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">You've ever re-used a paper plate.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">Your stuffing secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">Your only condiment on the table is ketchup.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">You consider pork & beans to be gourmet food.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">You have an Elvis jello mold.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">Your secret family recipe is illegal.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 640848, member: 1246"] [SIZE=3][COLOR=navy]You know it's a Redneck Thanksgiving........[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]if you've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a ping pong table.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel & dumplings.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]You've ever re-used a paper plate.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]Your stuffing secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]Your only condiment on the table is ketchup.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]You consider pork & beans to be gourmet food.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]You have an Elvis jello mold.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]Your secret family recipe is illegal.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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