Little things you do to make your job a little better

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by matty_lawn, Sep 6, 2016.

  1. matty_lawn

    matty_lawn Active Member

    list em! For me (preload)

    Music and headphones
    Yelling "fresh meat!" At the tours when they come through (yes, I know I'm only a couple months in).
    Pooping on the company dime
    Having a nice snack and skoal on my 10 minute break
    Engage the PT sups in actual conversation aside from UPS
     
  2. Looking at the MILFs on my route.
     
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  3. Clock Sucker

    Clock Sucker I handle a lot of packages

    Showing the preloaders my paycheck
     
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  4. matty_lawn

    matty_lawn Active Member

    Can we trade
     
  5. S.F. Rush

    S.F. Rush Active Member

    And you're not even top rate
     
  6. Clock Sucker

    Clock Sucker I handle a lot of packages

    Funny thing is, I'm not :P
     
  7. Tick Toc

    Tick Toc Member

    Reorganize my entire load.
     
  8. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    Take vacation.
     
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  9. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Walking out the day you retire.






    Easy peasy, baby.
     
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  10. matty_lawn

    matty_lawn Active Member


    Only about 30 more years, playa
     
  11. Quitter
     
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  12. MC0493

    MC0493 Active Member

    Having a radio helps
     
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  13. Knowing where every bathroom, water cooler, candy dish and coffee pot is a big help
     
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  14. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    I liked this one on the day after Thanksgiving. Holiday pay plus double time, to me it was like getting triple pay to poop
     
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  15. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    I actually had a response..., until I read this crap.
     
  16. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....


    You're the "stand up" dad, correct?
     
  17. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Someone else take it? I hate when that happens
     
  18. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Getting that Xmas turkey from the company!
     
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  19. 11HourRequest

    11HourRequest Active Member

    gotta agree with every1 that's sayin "music". it makes a HUGE difference even if you keep it on talk radio.

    also, swimming on route is refreshing as f&^%
     
  20. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    I couldn't possibly do this job w/o music.
     
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